Derp

to waste time; doing anything and everything unproductive; piddlin' around

I was locked out of my apartment so I just derped around town until my roommate got home.

by Yamahm June 19, 2016

Derp

Verb. Used in the phrase: "Derping around on the Internet"
Definition: Spending large amounts on time on Gaiaonline.com

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: I am derping around on the Internet!

by Demmon1 June 5, 2012

bruh derp t-pose

bruh derp t-pose: a statement used for when you want to be very cringe.
It was created by Casey Wong Sepetdjian from Scarborough Toronto Ontario Canada

Lol fr bro… bruh derp t-pose

by asianmann April 30, 2024

Derped

Shot right in the face at close range with a large caliber gun.

2. Made a stupid mistake.

Mike Just got derped with a 12 gauge shotgun.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhh! I derped!

by When in doubt, C4 July 6, 2016

Derp

A thing to say when you want to say something retarded

HERP DERP!

by Nyancat13567 February 26, 2019

Derping

Coughing and scared at the same time

Excuse me for my derping.

by gop890 December 3, 2020

derp

to be forgetful, while only reffering to self.

i left my keys in the car. well derp.

by AgentDerp September 7, 2016