Chris is a guy that people think is a jerk. Don't worry though. He doesn't try to be one. Therefore he is an asshole. He can make jokes and games better than anyone. He likes a lot of girls but is rarely liked back. Often slapped for hitting on them. Loves to see gore, but is scared quite easily. Chris has a strategy for everthing and often uses them for the upper hand. May seem like a tough-ass, but loves plushes and is secretly a weaboo. Often makes sure his hair is perfect even though he denies it. Loves to take breaks to play Nintendo or watch YouTube. Mor of a 2017 11 year old girl than a guy. Has friends and tends to make friend with weird people. Warning. Do not get into fights with Chris. He usually takes the upper hand by using strategies or blackmail. Also ships all of his friends.
by PMKNCMJ May 28, 2017
Get the Chrismug. The weirdest person you will ever meet. If you ever meet a Chris, I recommend leaving him immediately. He will start drama for no reason at all, snitch on you, and be super weird
by IReallyWantToFuckYouRylie:) October 2, 2020
Get the Chrismug. Someone who is too stubborn to see how much of a dickhead they are. A wild Chris will often think with their penis, all three inches of it. Known for stealing total bitches and makes you wonder why you liked them in the first place.
"My mum just broke up with my dad... They were cheating!"
"Let me guess - he was a total Chris"
"Yep, a colossal Chris shaped pile of shit."
"Let me guess - he was a total Chris"
"Yep, a colossal Chris shaped pile of shit."
by Snaked April 5, 2017
Get the Chrismug. Chris (name) - Probably one of the ugliest faces you'll see on God's green earth. If I had the choice between a Chris and the monster from that movie the Goonies, bring it here Sloth. You'll know when you are in the room with a Chris because they have the most unique laugh. Not unique like a unicorn, unique like a cat dying. Chris needs to be getting a pedicure twice a week. Chris toes match his face. Chris phone match his toes. but he will most definitely have a new apple watch on.
by Sarah Barron December 20, 2018
Get the Chrismug. A Chris is a creep with rainbow teeth he always looks at girls' mostly the girls that are in a relationship but he is a funny and a good friend
You Chris stop looking at my ass your so funny
by Winebich69 March 22, 2017
Get the Chrismug. little bitch that plays with RC cars with his friend Zac instead of actually doing something with his life. Acts like he is smart but actually is the most dumb person in the entire world. He insults you by saying your breath smells bad, a terrible friend.
by Christopher anthony barbara November 28, 2018
Get the Chrismug. He’s act more girl the guy sometimes, He will use other people (ex. Free rides, money, place to sleep). Very emotional when gets teased. A big cry baby.
Friend 1: hey chris your hair is dumb
Chris: *starts getting mad
Chris: imma tell my mom to pick me up
Chris: *starts getting mad
Chris: imma tell my mom to pick me up
by Chubs09 September 27, 2018
Get the Chrismug.