The 69th reincarnation of christ. Chris is the type of person to say a joke that will cause your lungs to collapse. He is the bane of all simps and is a chick magnet. He is also the lord of time and space.
Boy1: I found my whole family dead this morning!
Boy2: They probably forgot to pray to the great Chris.
Boy2: They probably forgot to pray to the great Chris.
by Trainsandbutter October 06, 2020
If he's a wrestler he's most likely hot especially if he's from California, if he'll not a wrestler then he's most likely a stoner or a little shit
by Everyone's favorite mat rat April 04, 2017
Chris is a small midget that loves video games. He doesnt like excersise but if he finds the write sport he will stick to it. He has the chubbiest face and tiny puppy hands. Chris zometimes puts his family first but doesnt like sharing chips or food.
by 123chrisgamer December 03, 2018
by Danothon April 02, 2020
by gansterquotes June 28, 2019
Scientist have proven that he doesn't shave and he can't fix his own car and he thinks he can get any girl
by Christhegoat221 March 13, 2017