e.g Hugh Hefner. Any person unable to function for a reasonable length of time without access to female genitalia - particularly that of young, nubile girls. Normally applied to rich, old men.
by Uncle Silas March 21, 2011
Get the Twat Addict mug.When you get the four (or six) plastic can rings (normally with an alcoholic beverage, i.e. Beer) and you and your friends put a hand in each ring and pull until one person is left with the plastic around their wrist. Thus making them a twat.
"Oh, lets play Twat Band!"
*Everyone puts their hand in and pulls*
(to the person left with the plastic on their wrist) "Twat!"
*Everyone puts their hand in and pulls*
(to the person left with the plastic on their wrist) "Twat!"
by CrazyRetard March 19, 2010
Get the Twat Band mug.The type of person where they’re so much of a twat it’s like you’ve been struck by lightning whenever you’re around them.
Becky: She is suck a Lightning Twat, I hate being around her.
Jersey: Yeah, she’s really annoying and super hard to be around.
Jersey: Yeah, she’s really annoying and super hard to be around.
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Get the Lightning Twat mug.A deliciously pungent oil with a high smoking point, roughly equivalent to flaxseed oil, only much fishier. Perfect for seasoning cast iron or de Bruyer pans.
by pan man November 13, 2013
Get the twat oil mug.A phrase used by some country folk. It is meant to be an insult. Bramer being a slang term for a specific breed of bovine (brahman). Basically referring to a person as being a cow's vagina.
by lullabysummers March 8, 2009
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Get the Twat Cannon mug.Term used by David Cameron to describe people engaging in frequent instantaneous communication on Twitter
by Paul Pontin July 31, 2009
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