(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same ridiculous tall-tale ones, over and over again, and using them in different situations and on different people
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
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Get the telling everybody your limo is triple parked mug.Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
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it started as "let's smoke", then it became "let's toke", then it fiercely evolved into "let's joke", then i added the "tell some" in a suave attempt to evade the popo and confuse my friends.
it started as "let's smoke", then it became "let's toke", then it fiercely evolved into "let's joke", then i added the "tell some" in a suave attempt to evade the popo and confuse my friends.
"Hey DOOD, let's go tell some jokes"
"NA SON, GOTSA HIT THE BOOKS"
"Fuck you nigga, imma slime on yo front porch"
"NA SON, GOTSA HIT THE BOOKS"
"Fuck you nigga, imma slime on yo front porch"
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