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Max

Some fat fuck who is a dumbass who likes to spray whipped cream on people. His farts gas up the entire room in a matter of milliseconds.
Person #1: Holy shit! Is that max?
Person #2: Omg I’m gonna throw up
by slurpyslurpman October 21, 2020
mugGet the Maxmug.

Max

Oh no Max is outside the preschool again.
by JohnSmithLovesAlcohol May 20, 2019
mugGet the Maxmug.

Max

noun
Awkward, insecure, but cool on the d-low. He has a body of Greek gods, with a jawline that makes butchers knives look like play-dough, a stunning smile, and eyes that can swoon princesses. His abs makes BOTH boys and girls go wild, but he is a solid C- in the arse-grabbing department.

A lot of people have secret crushes on Max, but he is too shy to ask them the fuck out. He enjoys drinking, but even when completely shitfaced he does not display much courage.
'OMG Becky, he is SUCH a Max! You're going to need to ask HIM out.'
by InvertedVagina April 15, 2019
mugGet the Maxmug.

Max

A fucking idiot who is lonely and uses people with mind games and last name usually starts with m and ends with 2 S
by Max sucks April 4, 2019
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Max

Max is a chill guy most of the time however he bullshits a lot about people and he gets on their bad side. Max is scared of everyone in school including the quiet kid. Max let’s everyone in but he looses them because he bullshits about them.
Is that max? I don’t like him he talked about my dead dog.
by Smart definitions December 22, 2019
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Max

Max is a person .He likes fortnite .the end
Person1”hey do you know what max is doing ”
Person2”He’s probably playing fortnite
by Ireallydontknow1 December 14, 2018
mugGet the Maxmug.

Max

Max is a massive twat
by DarkAndDeath182 September 1, 2019
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