Tornado-Person

someone who comes into your life and immediately wrecks everything in their wake

I met a guy at a bar last night and then he stole my wallet and my girlfriend, he is a classic tornado-person.

by yourfavoriteintern March 20, 2022

Tornado

President Biden proclaimed that people don't use this word anymore. Only guessing here but, tornado is not gender neutral. The New Word is TornadX, which possibly also is a B-list superhero from X-men, like Storm's long lost sister.

A TornadX hit the white house today. Press secretary in panic mode cleaning up the damage from the Tornado confusion

by Natosuperman September 9, 2021

Tornado

When the air beefin and they spin around.

The cold air caught the hot air messing with his girl so they started spinnin and fightin which caused a tornado.

by Logan Mike Oxlong September 25, 2021

juicy cum tornado

A juicy cum tornado is a girl who sucked your joy stick for 2 hours untill you came and now laying in your bed waiting for satisfaction while you sit next door playing operation desert storm on your xbox, leaving her ignored for the rest of the night.

Guy 1: dude, can i come over to your place to play operation desert storm coop?

Guy 2: sorry man.... i have a juicy cum tornado next door.

Juicy cum tornado: FUCK! I sucked your wiener for 2 hours! FUCK ME ALLREADY YOU DICK HEAD!!!

Guy 2: Hmmmmm.... where is this osama bin laden guy?......

by Kotschwan-Z July 20, 2021

Italian Tornado

When someone is making a pizza and they twirl the dough in the air.

Bro 1: Hey, that chef is doing that thing where he spins the pizza dough in the air!

Bro 2: You mean the Italian Tornado?

by Mr. Dr. Prof. K Jr. Sr. III August 5, 2021

Tornado

A Fungus you gain from Being a Reddit kit furry

Oh No! I got a Tornado

by DitchedLemon May 26, 2021

Mayfield Tornado

the godliest tornado to ever occur, slammed into Mayfield KY, then a few more towns, and was eventually rated EF4, everything happening on the night of December 10th 2021, the tornado defied morals, and just barely defied the law of Meteorology as it gained 40+ knots of wind shear, with only ~2,000 J/kg of CAPE.
I celebrate it every December 10th.

Mayfield Tornado: "3,000 J/kg of CAPE? what's that?....
IT'S ME"

by MartianSupremacist August 18, 2024