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Teddy Land

A land where you get fucked by teddys or get enlisted for their army
by ChasseStraße May 8, 2022
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Teddy Bear

A nice gift to give to a lover or a crush and is only bad if said crush takes that bear and leaves to never talk again to said giver
Dude I really wish I would have gave her another teddy bear
by Ganghisgan June 29, 2021
mugGet the Teddy Bearmug.

Teddy

Teddy is the cutest dog in the world. He loves to cuddle and play. But sometimes he bites everyone.
by Jeff alisburg March 1, 2019
mugGet the Teddymug.

Teddy Bear

The cuddly bears who protect the little kids from monsters under there bed
We need to get Timmy a Teddy bear so we don't have to keep going in his room to make sure the monster doesn't get him
by MymumletmedrinkDIETWATER September 20, 2019
mugGet the Teddy Bearmug.

Teddy

Teddy is a very well know person known for his humour and his balls, generally many people asked him “where’s your balls teddy?” People generally use this in the context of a sentence starter or even to end a sentence. If you have a teddy make sure to tease him for having no balls and ask where his balls are, doing this will show a sign of anal communication.
Where’s your balls teddy?

In my mouth I think

No they aren’t there in your bum
by Rogue judges May 5, 2020
mugGet the Teddymug.

saggy teddy

The act of slapping someone in the face with your nut sack
You keep acting up and I'll give you a saggy teddy.
by Bobswally buckenfach March 14, 2016
mugGet the saggy teddymug.

Teddy

An extremely hot man/boy who has a huge dick and can preform any sexual position you can name. Teddys normally have a couple of things that they are really good at and are okay at everything else. Teddys are really good at building things and fixing things. Teddys are extreme funny and all girls that he makes I contact with her wet and say “screw me please” but teddy won’t because he’s not a man whore but he probably has a beautiful girlfriend and treats her right. Teddys are ripped and shedded and look badass riding dirt bikes. Teddy is also self deprecating in a funny way but he also always has to be correct. Overall Teddys are very sexy and hot and funny and Teddys are also very athletic. Teddy alway treats his girls right. Teddy is the Alfa male 96% of the time.
Teddys coming by, don’t make Eye contact or you will be extremely turned on
by White clawes are for women December 8, 2020
mugGet the Teddymug.

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