office administrator

secretary

she makes her secretary job seem more important than what it is by calling herself an office administrator

by thetruthhurtslol March 23, 2010

Office Space It

taking any electronic device that stopped working and beating the crap out of it.

we are so going to office space the shit out of that laptop. WERE GOING TO OFFICE SPACE IT!

by Attcus July 7, 2012

Oval Office

Where a group of menaces gather during certain occurrences to “hotbox” ones car.

Hey you got a cart? Let’s go Oval Office after school!

by DeezNuts12378 April 26, 2022

office douchebag

That guy seen in almost every movie which includes some form of corporate company; that one well-dressed and successful office douchebag who is on top of the food chain.

Some you may have seen:
- Bill Lumbergh (Gary Cole), "Office Space"
- Luis Litt (Rick Hoffman), "Suits"
- Howard Hamlin (Patrick Fabian), "Better Call Saul"
- Therman (Zach Galifianakis), "Dinner for Schmucks"
- Donnie Azoff (Jonah Hill), "The Wolf of Wall Street"

Jim - "Hey, Sean. I was passing by the water machine yesterday and did you see Carl's attitude towards Bryce Man, he is such an office douchebag. And the way he parades around like an alpha male and smiles."
Sean - "Yeah, man. He even smells like one too."
Jim - "What would an office douchebag smell like?"
Sean - "Like spicy musk, something like that."
Jim - "Ah, I get you."

by AJollyGoodJester May 14, 2016

Office Safari

The act of crisscrossing the office, looking in drawers, closets, cabinets, and talking to coworkers, in order to find an item.

Where is that Windows 7 install CD?

I don't know.

Well, time to go on an office safari!

by Jerrylmacdonald November 11, 2009

Office Productivity

A dumb office class thats really easy and you play tetris and shop online

Kiki Haly and Lexi love Office Productivity because they sit on their lazy bums and surf the web.

by akhamlett January 28, 2012

Officer Asshole

Someone who hits the last of a bong, bowl, or pipe. Someone who is picked or volunteers to hit mostly ash to clean out after smoking and/or before repacking.

"Give me the bong I'll be Officer Asshole"
"Officer Asshole Alert! Hit it! (hands the bowl to next person in group)"

by CARA ROSENTHOR <3 August 16, 2017