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two thousand nine

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by headless hotdog December 31, 2019
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Lick My Nine

1. The act of a person commanding someone else to suck on their nine inch dick.

2. The act of commanding another to put the .9mm in their mouth, resulting in blowing their fucking head off.
Mary: Hey your hat looks really stupid

John: Bitch how bout' you shut the fuck up and lick my nine!
by the k what hey February 24, 2011
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whole nine yards

Does not come from military or football. It relates to the clothing industry. It is a term that tailors have used since the 1900's for denoting the extent that one wishes to invest in a custom-made suit. It takes exactly nine square yards of material to create a man's three-piece suit. If an individual desires a suit that is tailored to the "hilt" (double lined, etc.), he would request that the tailor should proceed with "the whole nine yards." Anything shy of nine yards would mean various alterations. This would lessen the overall quality of the suit.
by Joel Johnson November 10, 2008
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Whip-ty Nine

Whip-ty Nine occurs when both members of a relationship are equally whipped. Much like sixty nine, both parties receive equal amounts of benefits and disadvantages simultaneously.

Neither person has the upper hand in the relationship in a Whip-ty Nine scenario. However, make no mistake; there is some serious whipping going on.
Guy 1: Dude, Jenny made Kyle stay in with her tonight, AGAIN! When is he going to hang out with us?

Guy 2: Bro, Kyle isn't the only whipped one here; every time he stays in, he forces her to make him sandwiches. It's classic whip-ty nine!
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Nicky Nine Toes

meaning to excel in pop culture with style, music, and attaining females.
Nicky Nine Toes was walking down the street in his bucket hat with his girl in one hand and a copy of Oxymoron in the other.
by Nicky Nine Toes June 3, 2014
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nine banded armadildo

an enormous dildo with nine horny plates to excite the clitoris and the whole area
kev thought the woman was funny 'cos she kept grinning all the time.
then he noticed what appeared to be a cue case was in fact a nine banded armadildo. "table two please!"
by theWestHamfan January 27, 2004
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Order of Nine Angles

See: O9A The Sinister Tradition.

All members are required to dress in black at all times.
Order of Nine Angles are too elite.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 11, 2020
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