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Handshake Blowjob

Used by older groups of swingers

when everyone is nude ( so usually a pool party ) Couples meeting for the first time would frequently: A. Men shook hands

B. Women would hug each other

C. Women would then give the man they met a friendly slurp of his cock

( averaging 4 or 5 seconds )
I knew Jane & John were going to be fun people to have at the party. I could tell from the handshake blowjob when we met .... they liked to party.
by DJKOKC December 14, 2020
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Aqua handshake

When a woman gives you a hand job underwater. Very similar to a proper aqua handshake but she doesn't have webbed fingers.
Why is Michael making that face?

Well nevermind it looks like Natasha is giving him an aqua handshake
by Dirty Chaos November 27, 2017
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Samoan handshake

A handjob from a fat chick while she has butter on her hands
Bro last night after the club when we hit the ihop I got a samoan handshake at the table
by Hydronez October 20, 2017
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Handshake call

When you would like to share your contact Cell or GSM number with someone else. You call them to share that phone number and contact information or contact details.
First PersonMy cell (GSM) number is.. (interrupt)Second personJust send me a handshake call on my cell (GSM), I will see your incoming number (contact details) and I will add you in my contacts, its faster and more precise.
by Shaoak April 3, 2009
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Gainsville handshake

A gainsville handshake is when you see a butt crack hanging out put your finger down in the crack.
"Hey, did you see Jimmy in human resources today? I guess he gave Johnny the old gainsville handshake."

"Oh, did you just put your finger down my pants?"
" yes its the gainsville handshake"
by Long shlong johnson February 1, 2023
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Kentucky handshake

A handjob. Anytime someone pleasures another person using only their hands. "The ol' ball n' chain was too tired for sex, but she gave me a quick

Kentucky handshake!"
Catholic girls give good Kentucky handshakes!
by Shitbiscuit May 9, 2014
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Wollongong handshake

The Wollongong handshake is a unique way people from Wollongong and the Illawarra region of NSW (especially fucken Dapto) use to greet each other.

To use the Wollongong handshake you must find a sharp object (e.g. A knife, a sharpened toothbrush etc.) then you walk up to someone to greet them and shiv them in the guts.
G’day Tony! *proceeds to give the Wollongong handshake* Hope you’re doin well. *Tony proceeds to bleed out*
by durrymunchayoda June 18, 2022
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