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Bonjokial Elephants

The yellow elephants indigeonous to the south of france only. During sexual stimulation they release a delecasy known as cranmjaculation. they have become increasingly rare since the year 2001.
1. Mommy, lets go to the zoo and see some Bonjokial Elephants.
by Distinguished Ewok July 7, 2004
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Undercover Elephant

Otherwise ordinary looking fellow, who possesses a trouser snake of Ron Jeremy-like proportions.
"What's with the guy you were with last night, he seemed so dull?"
"On the outside, sure, but he's a real undercover elephant"
by BobTrollop May 27, 2007
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Elephant Whistle

A sexual act when a man is flaccid and his girl comes up in between his legs from behind, placing his balls on her face, she blows very hard on the back of his penis causing it to fly up like an elephant's trunk. His taint creates a channel of air and causes a whistling sound when the girl blows.
I had such bad whiskey dick after the bars that I had to ask my girlfriend for an elephant whistle before I plowed her like the hog she is.

Dude, I just got out of the shower and was standing naked in my bathroom when out of nowhere my girl comes up behind me and gives me and elephant whistle.

I thought I heard someone torturing animals next door but it turns out it was just my roommate getting an elephant whistle.
by slipperymick July 12, 2016
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Elephant Party

When 3 or more gay men have a circle jerk.
Comes from the habit elephants have of holding each others trunks.
“Hey Dave, Bruce and John are coming over! We are finally going to have an elephant party tonight! Yay!
by Nerdboy1982! August 6, 2019
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Elephant buddy

a form of guy love between two heterosexual males in which one participant does not realize that he is involved;  i.e., an unreciprocated one-sided bromance
Todd thought that there was a real bromance brewing between Ken & himself, but was really upset when he figured out he was just an elephant buddy.
by Old Grumpy December 19, 2012
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Thirsty Elephant

When a man sits down to take a shit, and his penis is long enough to touch the water in the toilet.
I just took a giant dump. It was awesome, except that the tip of my penis touched the water. What a thirsty elephant.
by Yaya Toure October 12, 2013
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Parade of Elephants

A group of republicans that follow the lead republican 's every move to the note.
During the Bush Jr. administration, George W. Bush followed the lead republican, Dick Cheney, into an economic crash. Damned the ways of The Parade of Elephants
by FIlTR May 31, 2009
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