Xeno Bryan

An alternate reality Being capable of destroying armies in a single second with the use of his elongated cranium

My god, Roger from american dad reminds me of Xeno Bryan

by Saru chan June 23, 2025

Cooper Bryan

Long neck, blue eyes, blonde, dated a Rachel, good at lighting candles, good chin, hard hair.

Ew what a pervert cooper Bryan

by LOLIHUNTER6969 October 26, 2018

The bryan

Nodding out while sitting in an upright position, commonly induced by excessive consumption of heroin.

He's doing the bryan druling all over himself.

by thizznasty November 17, 2014

Bryan

He looks like an arrangement of ugly things; purple minion, Rumpelstiltskin, baby grinch, and un ratooooon. He's mommy's favorite. He's so far up her ass that he was born with some shit on his ears. He has beef with the tooth fairy so she took all his teeth. He's bilingual thanks to his brothers, he speaks English and fatass. His hobby is eating while watching spy ninjas on mommy's phone.

Bryan is so annoying.

by ChiquieMami February 3, 2022

Bryan Cartwright

People who like dick in several places on body.

Ur a Bryan Cartwright

by Brendan schmitd August 8, 2019

Dirty Bryan

The act of getting pegged in the ass by a transgender woman then squirting all over the floor and then proceeding to shove a stick in your partners ass and then walk them like a dog while they like the semen clean.

Me and Veronica were bored so we tried a dirty Bryan.

by Soggytoe743 March 2, 2024

Bryan

Has a beautiful girlfriend who’s name is kiana

Bryan has a amazing girlfriend named kiana

by B + k = happinesses November 22, 2021