Traveler's Clean

The act of taking extra care- and time- when douching, typically anticipating significant delay of the anal intercourse for which one is preparing

"Hey Ricky, where's Omar? The cab will be here in five"
"He said he was meeting someone at the club later. Probably stuck in the bathroom giving himself a real good traveler's clean"

by s3r10u5 August 5, 2021

Travel blaming

when someone else gets in trouble and just due to the overwhelming fact of everything. You’re getting limitations or privileges revoked when you didn’t do anything at all in the situation

Ex- sarah is out too late after curfew a you didn’t do anything wrong but ur parents say you have to stay home the whole weekend Me: why cant i go out?
mom: i dont know i just said no
Me: bro? ur travel blaming

by htxzfuncss November 8, 2025

Shotgun Travel

An unplanned trip.

She went to Singapore with no pre-booked accommodation. Says she'll just stay at the airport during the night. I can't do such a shotgun travel.

by extrarice December 10, 2017

traveler's tax

the sip a person takes when he moves a drink back to the end table or other surface for another person.

Traveler's tax.

by ethanrhett September 2, 2010

Sounds like water's traveling through your balls

A phrase used to say someone is so stupid that they can't even reproduce, they just have water for sperm because they can't even do what all living things are supposed to be able to do. This can be used to talk about women to say that they are stupid, but it's mostly men.

"Like I said before the Bible says the Earth is flat."
"You're going through the same arguements with no other evidence, it sounds like water's traveling through your balls, man."

by AndrosLesbian June 16, 2023

Travel Wank

Carrying genitals or sexual
Pleasure toys on the go, prepared impromptu wank on the go.

Travel wanking is a wank on the go.

by Acidbbq March 19, 2022