A toaster, many times confused with a toaster oven, is a magical box of metal with two slits it the top. After placing two slices of bread through the slits and waiting for a minute or so, will shoot out your bread magically in a new, cooked form. Goes delicious with butter and jam. (Preferably strawberry jam)
by Literally Just A Toaster August 29, 2019
Get the Toastermug. The best roast of all you can ever use if somebody tells you "ur grandpap a trap"
Completely destroy their IQ and emotions with this
Completely destroy their IQ and emotions with this
1:ur mom gay
2:well ur dad lesbian
1:no u
2:well ur granny tranny
1:but ur grandpap a trap
2: and ur aunt issa toaster
*1 immediately dies and falls*
2:well ur dad lesbian
1:no u
2:well ur granny tranny
1:but ur grandpap a trap
2: and ur aunt issa toaster
*1 immediately dies and falls*
by DehKukadoolKiide April 7, 2018
Get the Ur Aunt issa Toastermug. Baby *crying*
Mom: Oh goodness the baby is drowning, daddy get the toaster!!!! Make sure to plug it in
Dad: Okay! *throws it in the tub*
Mom: Oh goodness the baby is drowning, daddy get the toaster!!!! Make sure to plug it in
Dad: Okay! *throws it in the tub*
by fedora_the_explorer May 8, 2021
Get the Toastermug. Given to a cis-gender female who has had a sexual relation, particularly coitus, with four or more penis-havers from the same collegiate fraternity.
Brother Chad was interested in this sorority girl, but I told him he would owe her a toaster if he proceeded.
by jorgenitales November 8, 2022
Get the Toastermug. When both single people have no intentions of taking things further but like the attention. A pluralized state of “breadcrumbing”.
“She’s breadcrumbing you bro. She never has anything to say other than “hello” and can’t make a date without bailing...”
“...nope. It’s all crumbs! She thinks I’m on the hook, but It’s a toaster pan. We’re both dropping leftover crumbs. I’m just in it for the pussy and she likes the attention”
“...nope. It’s all crumbs! She thinks I’m on the hook, but It’s a toaster pan. We’re both dropping leftover crumbs. I’m just in it for the pussy and she likes the attention”
by Wordsmyth87 June 6, 2021
Get the toaster panmug. by Grandma finally came and now I February 10, 2017
Get the computer toastermug. A party game involving a group of males masturbating on an un-sauced Toaster Strudel in a race to ejaculate first, leaving the last man to climax, doomed to eat the flaky breakfast pastry loaded with the rest of the males seamen.
by Yeeetmaster March 23, 2019
Get the Toaster Sploogelmug.