Beard Season

When James Harden is on a fire streak.

P1:yo harden been going off the last few games. P2: I told y’all it’s beard season..

by calamitymasker May 9, 2019

Japa Season

a period of exodus of mostly young, Nigerians to foreign countries in search of a better life. Peak Japa Season is usually between the Summer and the Fall.

Person 1: I never see John around. What's up with him?
Person 2: Bro, it's Japa season. John has left the country!

by Byno-sama September 27, 2021

seasoned beef

Having sex with multiple partners in a day without washing your penis. It is a seasoned beef.

By my 5th date I had a seasoned beef.

by Gas Guru December 9, 2018

waterpark season

A term for summer, because waterparks are the best thing about that time of year!

I'm so excited for waterpark season!

by Davidfreesefan23 September 2, 2020

nigga season

also known as monsoon season, it takes place between june and september. these are the hottest months in the year, and known to bring out niggas from every corner.

Man its hot outside, must be nigga season

by Niggastotle February 3, 2021

hay season

A bad excuse for fake asthma.

Sorry, I can't play tag right now. I have asthma in hay season.

by Your Mom in Disguise June 17, 2016

Kaning Season

A very rare and obscure event in which the creature known as the Kanus akwardus tries to seduce a mate and produce offspring. This is an extremely rare event due to the Kanus akwardus' akward nature and its excessive procrastination. Kaning Season is not yet fully understood by man kind. The Kanus akwardus is the only creature of it's kind and the rare nature of Kaning Season says that the Kanus akwardus could easily die out.

Person 1: Is it Kaning Season?
Person 2: What? Kid your high.
Person 1: Oh yeah, Kaning Season never happens.

by Kanus expert February 11, 2014