dildo sandwich

1)n. a dildo between two slices of white bread 2) n. a generic pejorative

1) mmm... dildo sandwiches! 2) Kyle has been acting like such a dildo sandwich lately

by guaranatsktsk October 21, 2008

Embryo Sandwich

Refers to an Egg Sandwich. The egg being the embryo of a chicken.

Don't go runnin' in da hall snackin' on yo' embryo sandwich.
Go suck on yo' embryo sandwich.

by Raymond Zheng September 23, 2005

cham sandwich

A ham and cheese sandwich.

Cham sandwiches are good.

by onethirtyeight June 7, 2005

Work Sandwich

Back to back shifts, sp. closing shift followed by an opening shift the next day, primarily making a night on the town impractical.

I can't man, work sandwich.

by Nartal April 19, 2011

Front sandwich

The vagina.

Dude, that chick had a tasty front sandwich.

I'd like to eat that front sandwich.

My front sandwich is cheesy?

You couldn't fit any more into that front sandwich.

Those pants are so tight i can see her front sandwich

by Mon-eeeee November 2, 2010

dinner sandwich

to get 2 (or more) slices of bread, and then place contents of your dinner or breakfast into the slices.
making dinner quicker and tastier

kid 1 : yo man wat ya doin?

kid 2 : im makin a dinner sandwich bitch!

kid 1 : im gona get on that train

by 5cr3amo February 6, 2009

brown sandwich

The act of defecating in a bed and then squashing the resultant faeces with the top sheet and/or quilt to hide the evidence.

Can be accidental due to a loose stool or a deliberate act of revenge. Popular in a hotel environment where it can prove an unwelcome surprise.

"I found out my girlfriend had been cheating on me so I gave her a brown sandwich while she was at work and left with all my stuff."

by Bweahns December 19, 2008