Sad Ken

A horse tipped to win the 3:30 at Chepstow despite odds off 100-1, who was sadly shot along with his jockey for running the wrong way. Can also refer to your mate who is a sad, desperate, lonely old git.

Sad Ken, 3:30 at Chepstow, dead cert.

by Cydermaster September 20, 2021

sad pancake

When Cory Schneider sits there and takes it

“My Girlfriend sad pancaked last night, it was great”

by SeanVisceral November 25, 2018

sad cutie

A Sad Cutie is someone who is beautiful but clearly sad. They are so beautiful and interesting you can’t get your eyes off them. They are someone where who just want to hug them and protect them from sadness.

Taylor: Look at that cutie on the bleachers! I think he is sad.
Marina: Yeah he is a Sad Cutie

Marina: Isn’t he just so beautiful and interesting?

by ShawnXmarina October 27, 2018

Sad Cnhh

Meaning extreme sadness while remaining lighthearted.

My like is so sad cnhh.

by WotsitDude69 August 11, 2021

sad buster

An extremely empathetic friend, on facebook, or even in the physical world who is there to give sympathy and to listen to your concerns.

No need to go "cold finger" or to pretend your phone is dying in a world with sad busters.

They spin a positive logic out of the bits and pieces that make up the internet especially. They love introverts.

Contrary to the urban dictionary post regarding "sympathy seekers" sad people are worth the sympathy they achieve!

She always makes me feel better. She is a true sad buster

by hmm...Moniker June 10, 2011

Sad Mutombo

The awkward feeling of being able to feel another mans penis through the thin membrane that separates the vagina from the anus during the act of double penetration sex.

Brian and I double team this chick last night. He had a great time, I had a sad Mutombo.

by Angel & Dylan March 30, 2016

Sad lasagna

Meaning being so sad or upset your energy is the equivalent to bland lasagna.

"Jim's cat just passed away and his energy lately has been such Sad lasagna

by Milo Max February 16, 2019