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Salloon Knotting

Getting drunk with a bottle of booze up the ass.
Jeff hooked up with this nasty chick that convinced him to go "Salloon Knotting" with her and all he remembers is a bottle of champagne with everyone laughing hysterically at him when he got a erection from her wiggling the bottle around in his ass.
by Maniconwords February 12, 2025
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shag-knot

The knotty mess of hair at the back of a woman's head caused by being rubbed against the pillow during sex, or from her hair being grabbed by her partner during doggy-style sex.
'Ohh look at the state of Julie's hair. That shag-knot tells us what she was up to before she came into work today!'

'Sort your hair out Elaine. You've still got a shag-knot going on'
by Sidders02 March 8, 2021
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red knot

When two long dick dudes tie them together and then try to pull the knot out until it becomes a bloody mess. Red knot!
I walked in on my roommate yesterday and he and his boyfriend had their dicks tied together and were pulling apart, it was a bloody mess!! It looked like a Red Knot!!
by booker t washington October 17, 2015
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Cock knot

A genuine Fuckstick you work with who thinks he knows everything but truly doesn’t, like not even close. Lacks basic experience and knowledge but tends to boast otherwise to make himself appear more valuable to a company. In truth, the Fuckstick costs the company much more than he’s worth. Simply put, a Cock Knot.
Our Cock Knot of a leader Couldn’t lead starving pigs to a shit filled slop trough even if they were starving
by Evenflo October 17, 2021
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Side Knot

When the knot on your shoe is tied to the side because of sitting with your one leg bent onto the other leg in order to tie your shoe, instead of bending over.
-"Man, I was too lazy this morning to bend over and tie my shoe."

-"I can tell, you have a Side Knot."
by jaminjason November 20, 2011
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rectangle knot

rectangle knot ; not for cunts
by weebus oniibus January 6, 2020
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Garlic knotting

When two men align themselves in such a way that they both can penetrate each other buttholes with their wieners. Performing the act of love.
Travis and Charlie tried garlic knotting for the first time Saturday night and loved it!
by Chestergreenburg December 8, 2020
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