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Jarring

This whole thing with Olivia is so Jarring bro, she believes nothing i say.
by H.A.A.A May 30, 2022
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Jarred

-Coolest guy around

-Awesome in bed

-Funny

-Sportsman

-Big Penis

-Smokes a lot of marijuana

-Everyone doesnt mind being around him
-Drinks a shit ton
Jarred is going to kick zack's ass
by 576656rf56 December 11, 2018
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Jarred

The subway pedo who started and ended his career trying to get into samller pants.
Damn subway everytime I go there that damn jarred offers my kid a footling extra mayo.
by Fortdumb March 19, 2020
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figure jar

Person A: when I was at the discord admins house I saw he had a jar in the closet-
Person B: wait a figure jar with the “sussy milk?”

Person A: y e a h
Person B: 😟
by _rosie_kun_ April 19, 2021
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Fetus in a jar

A fetus in a jar is a baby that is still in development stages that has died and was put in a jar usually for research purposes.
The scientist has a fetus in a jar to study what babies are like before birth.
by QuelfTV October 28, 2019
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Pussy In a Jar

A man that is so afraid of getting close both emotionally and physically with women. He acts like a coward around women. His voice is trembling as if a giant cock is after him.
I met this guy at the centre and upon seeing me his face went tense as in pussy in a jar .
Jessica went on a date and she drank more than Mark - she thought:what a pussy in a jar
by TaffiB February 3, 2017
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elf in a jar

some elf in a jar
elf in a jar when a elf is captured

kid:captures elf
elf:noo
by pufflerdude January 3, 2023
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