Sham-Fitness

noun: Every Health Blog
Do you Have:

Tuberculosis, Cancer, Kidney Stones, Child Support?

You need Essential Oils!
Have: ANY PAIN WHATSOEVER?!?!

Go Gluten Free today and undo a lifetime of bad decisions!

Also refers to fake gym selfies on Instagram

Stop struttn you sham-fitness booty like you earned dat

by MyMotherWasACarrot January 19, 2018

fitness ricer

A person who dresses in exercise attire in public places despite having no intention of performing any actual exercise.

The Lance Armstrong wannabe fitness ricer hopped in his trusty Honda Civic after a grueling round of grocery shopping.

by kirkandorules April 12, 2015

Bitch fit

When somebody, usually a man is throwing a fit and acting like a lil spoiled bitch.

Person 1: "Did you see the Chris throwing a tantrum and whining!?"

Person 2: "Yeah, He was throwing a bitch fit"

by Spliffany Tiffany March 21, 2023

Fit Freeze

Soft-serve frozen dessert that tastes like ice cream & looks like ice cream except it has more protein than fat and more protein than sugar. Always made without corn syrup and artificial ingredients.

Hey Rick, after this workout do you wanna go grab a cup of Fit Freeze?

by KSPC September 14, 2019

Anal fit

When a girl is so fit boys would do anal with them

'God she is anal fit man!'

by Paddyvibes August 15, 2015

Thiccc Fit

When she thiccc AF but you know she goes to the gym.

Damn that girl looks like all she does is do squats and eat burgers. She thiccc fit.

by Adubizzle October 4, 2019

fit of laughter

a sudden occurrence of laughing very much

He broke into a fit of laughter. The joke sent the audience into fits of laughter.

by Maximus! April 7, 2017