A Chronically Online Whore

A "Chronically Online Whore" Is Someone Who Is "Chronically Online"
They Have The Opportunity To Be Normal And Go Outside. But They Don't

You Are A Chronically Online Whore. Stop Asking For Trigger Warnings For Everything. You Bitch.

by juicyk4tt September 10, 2022

Chronic Lolicon Syndrome

Chronic Lolicon Syndrome is a disease and based on Lolis, it can takes years to cure

Me: Hey, I heard of lolis, want some?
David: I’m open to that, oh yeah, that’s hot
Masturbates loud
David: OH THIS IS GOOD I’M ALMOST THERE
Ejaculates
David: I exploded all over the screen
Message
Me: I can’t believe you touched yourself while looking at some lolis
David: I need more
Lolicons: Don’t we all want more lolis and sex
Anyone: We might have some Chronic Lolicon Syndrome
There is a vaccine called Lolifix, it fixes you in 5 seconds

by Cultistmania June 10, 2023

Chronic

Slang for hydroponically grown marijuana, coined by Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre. The word "hydroponic" was misheard and repeated back as

"chronic", and it stuck.

(Hits blunt) "Damn, nigga! What type of shit is this!?"

(From across the room) " It's that hydroponic!"

"It's the Chronic!?"
" Yeah"

by Sinnisin13 August 8, 2016

Chronically Online

User average.lobco.fan on tiktok is the definition of chrionically online, just look at her account

Person a: hey have you seen Ranas most recent tiktok post

Person b: yeah... she needs to be checked into a psych ward shes chronically online!

by Fryingslugswithshells July 16, 2023

a chronic headache

a group of Sariyas

Look at that pride of lions and a chronic headache of Sariyas

by Cheeky Corners October 31, 2020

Chronic hypercultureemia

Anyone who has this rare diseas is incredibly cultured.

Trish: I see killue
Someone: I see u are a man of culture
Trish: Ye i have Chronic hypercultureemia

by TRISH=TRASH July 22, 2020

Chronic Nuthin Twitch

When you been bustin sum guud nut for about 6 months or more and then sitting in class stroking thin air without noticing.

Horny1: *stroking as if actually masterbating, but it’s just the reflex*
Teacher: Motherfucker why the fuck ain’t you doin yo calculus homework fool! And why the fuck is yo hand moving like you stroking Casper the friendly ghosts dick!?
Horny1: Oh shiett mayne!! I didn’t even notice!! I was just focusing my mind on dat big ass booty in front of me!
Teacher: Motherfuckers be goin home bustin nut and cumin to school all retarted n shit. Now I’ve got half the class with Chronic Nuthin Twitch! How the fuck can I teach this shit!

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018