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fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch

When someone bamboozles you, being bamboozled

When someone makes a fool out of you
Declan: I told you Dave, she sent nudes to five other guys. You owe me five bucks!
Dave: Well Fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch!

Dave: *Hands over a crisp 5 dollar bill
by DirtyDave42069 March 8, 2017
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Another One Bites the Dust

1. A song by the band Queen.
2. A phrase that, when backmasked, vaguely resembles the phrase "It's fun to smoke marijuana."
3. An event such as a death or an injury.
(someone twists their ankle)
"Another one bites the dust!"
by AgentViper June 3, 2008
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I'm The Juggernaut, Bitch

Verbal phrase of victorious retort one says when he/she accomplishes something others deem or insinuate otherwise not possible for them.
Stan: You landed the McCarthy deal?
Jim: Of course. I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch.
by roushie October 23, 2008
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another one bites the dust

person a: HEY ITS 12/24/09 TIME TO OPEN FARMVILLE GIFTS
person b: WTF I GOT ANIMALS
person a: another one bites the dust.
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bite the pillow

Someone would bite the pillow when they’re getting anal.
Paul most definitely bite the pillow when he’s getting anal.
by Gorlfriend May 28, 2018
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Fuck Shit Bitch in the Box

by big JP June 12, 2008
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That bites the monkey.

Phrase for something that really sucks. Use that bites the monkey in the big one or that bites the orangutang for really bad situations.
"The teacher blocked the Internet again."
"That bites the monkey."
by Ibby C. December 22, 2005
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