Simple couple onion

A description for someone who thinks they are complicated, but really only has a couple of very basic layers.

Martin was many things. But mostly, he was such a simple couple onion.

by Aussielegend+5 October 28, 2019

Couple

A badass boy and a girl named Katie

#couplegoalsUWU

by Bon :) October 1, 2021

kiwi couple

A cringe description middle aged couples use. Usually used by older Japanese couples.

"We're a kiwi couple" - couple on WorkAway.info

by __somebody_ June 21, 2024

the even hotter couple

jack and cate

jack and cate are the even hotter couple, even hotter than the hottest couple

by ahs thoughts October 9, 2023

Just a couple of cashews

instead of saying "you're nutty" or "you're a nut", you can just say someone is a cashew. Alternatively, you can shorten it to just 'shews.

"Dude what's up with those ppl spazzing out over there?"
"Dunno, just a couple of cashews"

by Boodot June 3, 2025

netflix couple

A couple who has come to rely on mutual Netflix viewing for social relevance and entertainment. Often very boring at parties due to the siren song of Netflix calling them home. #awfulsexlife

John and Katie have totally become a Netflix couple.

by denirocraver September 3, 2016

Power Couple

When Madeline and Gray can make Marina into a mess and is practically begging to be punished.

"God stop being such a power couple, it's so hot oh my god ahhh" - Marina

by ohboyhereitgoes March 18, 2023