Ted Van Buren

a business mogul who dominates the sports and entertainment sector of southern chester county. He owns, operates, and manages several buildings in the area, most famously the United Sports Training Center (yes george w. bush spoke there).

Goetz: Let’s all go to USTC. Sometimes Ted Van Buren hands out 100 dollars bills to clients!!!

Manny: Bet. I’ll go anywhere as long as it’s not that rinky dink hole in the wall hockey rink over at the Chester County Sports Arena.

by dr gummy March 19, 2021

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Ted

An ingenious young dude who likes making friends.

"that new guy is a such a Ted, he's friends with most of us already"

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Ted Hill.

Very cool!

I met Ted Hill yesterday he is very cool.
I love Ted Hill.

by youremotherveryfat April 28, 2021

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ted nankivel

the guy that sits next to me and talks about cars

a wild "ted nankivel" has appeared

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Ted’s Law

The law that, in generality and absent mitigating circumstances or context, “the fact that you have to say ‘they’re not that bad’ means that they are that bad.”

First published after extensive research into the sexually available women of Boston, MA in the 2012 Seth MacFarlane film Ted, spoken by the eponymous Ted, whom MacFarlane also voiced.

Ted:
Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women are, on the whole, a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life.

John:
That's bullshit. What about Lori? She's hot.

Ted:
No, Lori's from Pennsylvania. That's not a Boston girl.

John:
They're not that bad.

Ted:
See, the fact that you have to say "they're not that bad" means that they are that bad.

Guy watching the movie: So that’s where Ted’s Law comes from!

by me.....really May 7, 2021

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