tard nuke

A term coined by an aspien from Virginia were it is a low functioning special ed individual that weighs over 400lbs were if dropped it will contaminate an entire building depending on how many lbs with a form of radiation known as retardation
if exposed to will render any saidsaid individual in the vicinity retarded

guy 1 did you hear that 500lb tard nuke that farted in the special ed class the other day??
guy 2 yeah i got a notification on my phone about a gas leak at school from an unknown origin and i heard the hazmat team had to respond
guy 1 i can imagine the entire school got contaminated with retardation

by rayjay91 June 12, 2023

Text tarded

A person who repeatedly sends you the same question in a text. Much like an askhole. Cousin to the fucktard.

How many times is that text tarded askhole going to send the same message!

by dksuperman March 28, 2016

Cards for Tards

Flashcards made by tard individuals to succeed on examinations (usually via computer because tards lack comprehensive handwriting and won't be able to understand what they wrote)
Normal people do not need flashcards to study.

Viknesh: Yo i made some Anki flashcards to study for the bio test. U should do it too or else you'll fail.

Melvin: YEA AII!! I aint making no 'cards for tards' out here. Ima harverd nigga.

by The Tard Shepherd May 13, 2019

t-tarded

adj. the inability to use t9 (predictive text). t9 was designed to make typing text messages easier; however, the user must be smarter than the phone for feature to work properly. t-tardedness is enhanced with alcohol consumption.

"dude - do you ever read your nonsense texts before pressing the send button? you're totally t-tarded!"

by Irish Goddess October 18, 2008

tard monger

The 'tard is short for retard or fucktard, and the monger means dealer. It is a mildly amusing alternative to the usual insults that you throw at dumb people.

What did you do that for, you 'tard monger!?

I don't even know why God lets a 'tard monger like you exist.

by Ticking Clock October 9, 2008

Tard Loop

Trying to get your point across by repeating the same thing over and over again in a retarded loop. Attempting to change the outcome. This is typically in a customer service setting where the loop-ee can do very little to aid the looper.

The following is a Tard Loop:

Tard: "I would like an apple please"
Clerk: "I'm sorry, we are out of apples, we will have more tomorrow. Would you like something else?"
Tard: "I really need an apple, I haven't had an apple all day."
Clerk: "I'm sorry..."
Tard: "I was really counting on having an apple, I like them"
Clerk: "I'm sorry,we'll have some by 8am"
Tard: "But I enjoy apples, I've eaten an apple every day since Nam"
Clerk: "....sorry... would you like an orange"
Tard: "I'm just disappointed, apple aaappleeeee."

by Jeraebb March 27, 2011

tard waggling

the wobbling while walking that one experiences while intoxicated or retarded

Brian was definitely tard waggling down our hall last night after he got fucked up on two wine coolers.

by C.Jizzle (Forizzle) February 26, 2009