Swat the Twat

Not to be confused with Twat Swat.

What one woman might say to another woman in lieu of other more vulgar phrases, such as fuck you up or beat the ever-living shit out of you.
When Jamie found out that Breana was trying to hook Jamie up with her next door neighbor, Jamie told Breana "You better not bitch, or I will swat the twat".
by PercyJones February 11, 2012
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Twat monkey

A person who swings from snatch to snatch.
Look at her she just fucked Lucy now she's banging Jenny. The bitch is a true Twat monkey.
by thehashbrownclown June 25, 2017
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twat oil

A deliciously pungent oil with a high smoking point, roughly equivalent to flaxseed oil, only much fishier. Perfect for seasoning cast iron or de Bruyer pans.
Dude, where did you get that twat oil? These omelettes are delicious!
by pan man November 14, 2013
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twat pole

A pole dancers pole
"man i love it when the strippers get up on the twat pole"
by grunter1989 December 07, 2011
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Bramer Twat

A phrase used by some country folk. It is meant to be an insult. Bramer being a slang term for a specific breed of bovine (brahman). Basically referring to a person as being a cow's vagina.



Clint: "Dude why are you such an asshole?"

Joey: "Aww, quit being such a Bramer Twat."
by lullabysummers March 08, 2009
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waffly twat

It's a phrase Dan Howell uses. Check him out
Being a waffly twat. Dan Howell 2011
by Phan Trash 1 number 1 ok September 24, 2017
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Lightning Twat

The type of person where they’re so much of a twat it’s like you’ve been struck by lightning whenever you’re around them.
Becky: She is suck a Lightning Twat, I hate being around her.

Jersey: Yeah, she’s really annoying and super hard to be around.
by meme_queen4215 May 12, 2019
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