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Slumber toots

The act of releasing flatulence while slumbering. Passing gas continuously while in the sleep state.
Man bro, ol girl I smashed last night... After I wore them cheeks out she was knocked out. We were spooning and she had them slumber toots. Had my balls on vibrate like a gentle nuts massager with her buttcheeks
by Teddygrams254 May 1, 2020
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typing toot

A typing toot is like a brain fart, but in text form. When a person changes thoughts or phrasing mid sentence, and types a non-sensical sentence. For example " Are we going leaving for the movie soon?"
Ignore the typing toot in my last email. I know it didn't make sense.
by johnnypockets January 12, 2022
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toot salute

When somebody enters the room and you greet them with a toot.
Sally toots just as Jenny walks into the room

Sally yells "Toot Salute!"
by SunRayz420 November 29, 2021
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Toot of crakter

An expression of disbelief or an accusation of dishonesty often used to describe scandal.
Oh, great heavens, this fellow spews nothing but toot of crakter!
by scholarly fella June 29, 2023
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Toot

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by IcyDaily March 31, 2021
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Tooting Banjo

Whilst sitting on someones nose you fart and rub your cock across there mouth creating a burbling noise
I gave the old girl a tooting banjo last week she said my ass hole stinks like stale winnits
by WoRalyhyde July 23, 2022
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