Guess I'll Die

Not wanting to deal with life anymore

Tom: "when is the essay due again?"
Molly: "last night..."
Tom: "guess I'll die."

by mrs10302 May 09, 2018

I want to die

My lifestory

"I want to die" "NOOO! 1! 1 DON'T END YOUR LIFE! 1! 1! 1! 1! 2! 2! 2!!! "

by XXWhaleguts January 15, 2020

die-oxygen

"Die(di) Oxygen" is when one takes his jock strap cup after a sporting event and creeps up behind another. He then places the cup over the persons mouth forcing them to breath in the fresh oder and bactiria of ones crotch.

This is very cruel and is reserved for freshman and persons that the majority of the group ither hate or dislike.

WARNING: gagging and vomiting may occur.

-"what was the fight over"

-"oh, afte the game last nite jordan gave kyle some die-oxygen"

-"did he puke?"

-"no but he gagged so had, it looked as if he was deep throating a horse"

by spencer171 September 27, 2007

die /lh

when you tell someone to die but you don't wanna go to jail

you: die /lh
should be dead: no
you: yes.
should be dead: you are going to jail
you: no

by die?? June 04, 2021

Die Sac

Coolest Person In The WHole World
Dylan From Salmon Sac

word up die sac

by Dyln December 12, 2003

Die Laughing

Ironic, hypocritical, or simply strange situation not properly explained. Where one possible meaning is funny or non-offensive, the other could be construed as humorless and offensive.

"If life were a race, I'd want to beat you to death and die laughing."

by DoomedSnowballs February 19, 2010

I want to die

A thing you can such up in google and it will tell you there is help, like no fucking shit... would have NEVER guessed

P1; I want to die
Google; Their is help, ca-
P1; SHUT UP IF I WANTED HELP I WOULD HAVE ASKED

by CumSlayer February 22, 2022