I dont swing that way

A response used to say you're not homosexual without just saying you're not gay/lesbian.

Lesbian: I confess my love to you! Please marry me!!!
Straight Girl: Uh, I'm flattered but I dont swing that way.
Lesbian: Noodles are straight until they're wet...

by Daviddv0601 August 6, 2019

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i don't swing that way

How to decline advice from a golf pro.

Golf pro: "You might want to consider following through more."

Golf enthusiast: "I don't swing that way, man"

by SteveSorensen June 23, 2006

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Whatever swings your string

1. Do what you like. I'm not part of it.

2. I think it's wierd, but okay.

3. Like saying, "whatever floats your boat."

(From the book FEED, by M.T. Anderson)

Boy: I like buttsex.

Girl: Whatever swings your string.

by Apathetic Lover February 12, 2010

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Can't swing a dead cat.

When you live in such a small town that you run into someone you know EVERY time you go out. Short for "you can't swing a dead cat by the tail without hitting 2 people you know." Basically means you live in too small a town. In gestured form is done by a circling of one hand in the air like a lassoing action.

I went out to eat with my friends and the waitress comes over and says, "hay, I went to high school with you." My friend says, "you can't swing a dead cat."

by kraash October 17, 2006

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swing both ways

someone (its hotter when it is a woman) who likes to be with both men and women. This can involve a woman sucking another woman's tits, licking her vagina, sucking her clit, putting her toungue up her vagina, making out with her, then sleeping with a man.

i swing both ways so i like to have hot sex with women and men. it is better with both at the same time.

by bisexual babeee February 15, 2010

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