gooch gardener

Someone who, by trade, crops and maintains the area between ones sack and colon.

Person 1: Ive been eating a whole lot of just the gravy rolls lately and the explosive diarrhoea has not only wrecked my porceline, its getting stuck in my wildly untamed gooch hairs
Person 2: You should call a gooch gardener, he'll have you as hairless as a korean ping pong tong player's calves in no time

by Justdatiler September 11, 2016

tuna gooch

When a guy goes a few days without showering and starts to get a smell on his groins and gooch that smells like tuna. It's pretty much the male equivalent to a fishy vag.

Guy1: "Hey Tom, do you want to head over to Lawn St? There's a few girls over there just drinking and chilling.
Guy2: "Yeah I'm down, just give me a second to clean up."
Guy1: "Awe man are you taking care of some tuna gooch? Got to be safe just in case."
Guy2: "Damn right dude...RIP tuna gooch."

by Menopause21 October 9, 2016

gooch knuckle

A move which consists of wrestlers sticking their fingers up peoples butts to win their matches.

Wrestler A: I’m so glad I won.

Coach: How did you end up winning?

Wrestler A: I used the gooch knuckle and he completely gave up.

by amnbitch July 18, 2021

Gooch Gunk

A paste type of waste that accumulates between the ole brown eye and scrotum. Usually found in males ages 18-45 and after a long days work. Also see: All day dick.

Dude, Joel got into my car after work and all I could smell was his Gooch Gunk. He even left a snail trail, when he got out.

by Dead Boar Customs January 16, 2020

Gooch Patty

When you put baby powder down your underwear and the sweat from your Gooch forms it into a patty.

I'm sweating so bad I have a huge Gooch patty.

by JessicaDavis June 13, 2017

Benedict Gooch

When someone has planned to work for you but when your work destination changes, they suddenly can’t work foe you, anymore. You’ve Benedict Gooch.

P1: Can you work for me?
P2: Yes.
P1: Just an FYI, You’ll be working at this other location.
P2: Oh, no, sorry man I can’t.
P1: Man, you’ve Benedict Gooch.

by P1, not P2 April 17, 2021

Gooch-licker

Another way of saying someone is a suck-up or ass-kisser; The word Gooch is referring to the no man’s land between a males asshole and balls.

Did you seem Tom with the boss again today? Yeah, Tom is a total Gooch-licker.

by Cledusbosepheus February 24, 2022