by Non-Alexanders December 7, 2021
Get the Chronic Alexorn Diseasemug. Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD) is a non-contagious infection that usually attacks the main nervous system, it is contracted from prolonged exposure to the human species Homo Chrisus, or the individual called "Christie Nonna," it slowly cripples the inflicted with constant thoughts of Homo Chrisus.
Some early symptoms may include:
- Separation anxiety from Homo Chrisus
- Hearing Homo Chrisus' voice during immense periods of silence
- Tiredness and Fatigue when not in a room with Homo Chrisus
If left untreated, CCD might cause:
- Tiredness and Fatigue
- Constant desire to worship Homo Chrisus
- Obsession
- Insomnia
Treatment of CCD is simple and quick, consisting of physical hugs and kisses from Homo Chrisus
Some early symptoms may include:
- Separation anxiety from Homo Chrisus
- Hearing Homo Chrisus' voice during immense periods of silence
- Tiredness and Fatigue when not in a room with Homo Chrisus
If left untreated, CCD might cause:
- Tiredness and Fatigue
- Constant desire to worship Homo Chrisus
- Obsession
- Insomnia
Treatment of CCD is simple and quick, consisting of physical hugs and kisses from Homo Chrisus
"That guy looks kinda tired lately, is he okay?"
"He got Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD), pretty bad too"
"Damn..."
"He got Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD), pretty bad too"
"Damn..."
by MusicOjiisan May 21, 2022
Get the Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD)mug. When a guy talks about marriage and kids on the first date then fucks you and throws serious amounts of drama your way and expects you to take it then bolts at the first issue you present. This guy fears commitment event into adulthood. He talks about marriage but takes no steps towards it. He talks about kids but takes no action towards having them. He fears imagining the future usually because 1 girl hurt him in the past. This guy is a coward and if unable to overcome his fears will die alone. This is a chronic batchelor.
Him 1 year in to his 8th long term relationship: I just want something fun and light hearted. This isn’t easy.”
Her: “Relationships aren’t easy. They take commitment and work. You’re living life like a chronic batchelor.”
Her: “Relationships aren’t easy. They take commitment and work. You’re living life like a chronic batchelor.”
by Yourmumwozhere June 16, 2021
Get the Chronic batchelormug. Someone who’s always online. They speak in generic internet comments due to the fact they’re easily influenced by everything, and they have no original thoughts.
Chronically Online NPC: The UK is a third world country.
Human: What makes you say that?
Chronically Online NPC: Who could bring a child into this world?
Human: Why wouldn’t you?
Chronically Online NPC: The UK isn’t the UK anymore.
Human: huh?
Chronically Online NPC: It’s the usual types.
Human: …are you ok? You sound like every internet comment ever.
Chronically Online NPC: I’m on a calorie deficit.
Human: What makes you say that?
Chronically Online NPC: Who could bring a child into this world?
Human: Why wouldn’t you?
Chronically Online NPC: The UK isn’t the UK anymore.
Human: huh?
Chronically Online NPC: It’s the usual types.
Human: …are you ok? You sound like every internet comment ever.
Chronically Online NPC: I’m on a calorie deficit.
by Race relations October 31, 2025
Get the chronically online npcmug. Gin and Chronic is pot infused alcohol with Gin as the base alcohol, similar to potka, which is made with Vodka. When used carefully, results in a perfect balance of alcohol buzz + chill body high of THC. Generally, it kicks in within 30 minutes and lasts 3-6 hours. Using over the counter edibles/drinks is much easier and allows for more accurate dosing than other recipes posted about THC infused drinks. Mix 10 mg THC per 1 shot/1.5 oz of Gin. THC drinks can be mixed right way, dissolving hard candies can take 4-8 hours. From there, mix with tonic and lime, or your other favorites mixers and enjoy responsibly! Light users of THC should start with shot and wait an hour before having more. See Mary Gin.
I was telling my friend NR about my pot infused booze Urban Dictionary entries, and he said, “oh, like Gin and Chronic”? My response, “Genius! That is so much better than any of my other worlds! If you won’t submit it, I will. The world needs to know about Gin and Chronic!
by jenny cool beans May 4, 2024
Get the Gin and Chronicmug. Can't even fly on a plane with my brother, he's got chronic issues, needs to smoke every hour on the hour
by kelsd October 31, 2015
Get the Chronic issuesmug. when two best friends (often having met each other less than 6 months ago) are so much the same person, it’s why they clicked and now they will just continue to ascend into being the exact same. there is no cure.
“Aven and Finn only met 3 months ago, how are they so close?”
“they have chronically iconically the same person syndrome.
“they have chronically iconically the same person syndrome.
by ahallforall002 December 9, 2023
Get the chronically iconically the same person syndromemug.