carl steamer

Someone shits on ur face and sits on it rocking back and forth like a steam roller.

She asked for a hot Carl and I surprised her with a Carl steamer instead.

by Hrwhitedog August 23, 2016

Oklahoma steamer

A sexual act of shitting on your partners chest then wrapping them in clingfilm so that they steam up. Next you'll need to find yourself a nice Hill to roll them down (Don't forget to shout OKLAHOMA!) This is a historical practice that originated from Oklahoma in the early 1800's. It was used as part of a mating ritual

Dude I really wanted to bang Jessica so I took that bitch up to make out point and gave her an oklahoma steamer. We've got a date next Friday

by Ceejbuddy July 20, 2016

gingerbread steamer

When you take a fresh peanut butter textured turd and form it into a gingerbread man and bake for 20 minutes on 425 degrees F.

Ned was not having a very good time at his Christmas party so he made gingerbread steamers for his guests!

by ThroatOyster December 10, 2016

Detroit screamer

When you suprise your significant other by shitting on their chest while pounding on your chest like a gorilla.

"So I gave my wife a Detroit Screamer last night, she wants a divorce."

by Kaitou January 25, 2017

Millski steamer

A very moist fart that is “dropped” in a crowded area. The Millski steamer usually will leave stains in your shorts and has an overly offensive odor.

John just dropped another Millski steamer, let’s get the hell out of here.

by Lourdes ginger October 19, 2018

Norwegian Screamer

A Norwegian screamer is when you inhale 3 large blasts on a joint, immediately followed by a shot of limoncello mixed with vodka then smash a line of packet (cocaine)

You know what will get this party started Connor, Norwegian screamers all round! Apart from Josh, he has fat guy stench.

by Cockfish and the destroyer men September 7, 2019

Rochester Steamer

This act is a regional specific demonstration of affection. This is when an individual craps on their partners chest, then sits on top of the crap and rolls back and forth in a steamer like motion. This must be within 8 hours of consuming a garbage plate. Best results are when pieces of macorni salad are visible.

Wrapping up the night, Karen and Josh went to get a garbage plate. Steamy drunk sex led Karen gifted Josh with the Rochester steamer.

by @Hp30 October 6, 2019