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Derogatory equivalent of "chink" for Western eyes from Eastern perspective. The eyes are so deeply indented that that area looks scooped out using an ice cream scoop perhaps as God made Man with clay.

What's that saying in church..... God made Blacks because He fell asleep during cooking and accidentally overcooked them in the oven. Hence so much turmoil and tribulation throughout Black history as if God abandoned them. God made Whites because He got impatient and undercooked them. That's why Whites have stereotypical superiority complex - a way to overcompensate for inadequacies i.e. being undercooked. God made Asians because He cooked them just right - was attentive during cooking. That's why they're stereotypically wise beyond their years - fully developed. When a kid comes from loving parents/God, there's no need to strive to impress others or to push yourself; you're happy and content where you are. Turtling becomes your nature. Instead of conquering the world like British Empire to overcompensate for being undercooked, you focus on leisure activities such as fireworks and printing press because you already have everything in your Middle Kingdom.

Scoop: like Scooby Doo's big nose - stereotypical Western nose.

Also, synonym for "spook" since Whites are so pale that they look dead like walking corpses or ghosts.

What Whites call Blacks in America are what Chinese call Whites in China: spooks/ghosts, monkeys etc. Monkeys in China have yellow fur or blond hair.
Person 1: Hey Chinkie
Person 2: Hey Scoopie
Person 1: What's cracking?
Person 2: Your skin, under the sun, for being undercooked. Don't blame me. Blame God, the master chef.

Who's that scoop who thinks he's azn? The boy is as white as they cum.

Vampires are white people because their skin burns in daylight.
Werewolves are black people because like in the films/books, they're animalistic and enslaved by vampires.
Humans are Asians.
by ScoopSpookedScoobyDoo November 26, 2011
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Scoopy

to pick up a girl at a club , or to hook up with her
"Bro who u scoopin tonite?"

"All the bids are gettin scooped tonite , buddy"

'Scoopy!!!"

'Bro you scoopin jiggs tonite?"

"Ahhhh buddy defintie scoop"
by scoopyboy12 April 21, 2010
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To be ridiculously, insanely cute. Someone or something so cute that you get the stoopids by looking at him/her/it.
OMG, the picture of the hamster wearing that pinwheel hat is stoopid-cute!
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The ideal tag/position or role given to a member in a chat when he/she couldn’t figure the difference in between a male/female posing via online
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Stoopoof

" Stoopof "

Is a different and cooler way of saying stupid .

It is very catchy . If you are immature you will most likely want to use this incredible word .

You can also trick people into using that word for a different meaning .

This word is very unique too .
Older sibling : " You are so stoopoof "

Younger sibling : * Won't even know what it means *
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sToOpId cock

A name you call a friend meaning that friend is so goofy.. funny.

It could be a name you call that friend because you interact with them so much.
A name you call someone because they act sToOpId.
Omg you such a STOOPid cock🤦🏾 ♀️🤣
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Stoopy Poopy

Someone who is stupid and doesn't wipe.
Did you Tyler today?
Like yeah that Stoopy Poopy son of a hecking mother of satan is such a gayhole.
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