Stoned Thought

A thought that has been inscribed on a stone using another stone.

Person: You should write that thought down so you remember it.

Me: Already done bro... It's one of my many stoned thoughts.

by babla13579 March 6, 2021

Stone Bone

A fetish when you drop a rock on your erect penis.

Jimmy after watching porn pulled a Stone Bone

by NotSoQuietWyatt July 18, 2020

swords and Stones

Much like the act of two men 'playing swords' which is the act of two men peeing in the same toilet at the same time. Swords and Stones refers to the act of two men, one peeing, one pooping, in to the same toilet at the same time.

Brother #1 has to take a poop, brother #2 has to pee, there is only one toilet and neither brother can hold it. The brothers decide to play Swords and Stones.

by JeffersonM April 12, 2013

shower stoned

when you are in the shower or bath and the water feels so good that you want to or have to stay in that same spot for a good hour or so

After Clay woke up, he had to take a warm shower and ended up shower stoned.
After Caleb made 30 points at the basketball game, he had to take a shower and ended up shower stoned for a good hour.

by cashmoney777 April 23, 2011

Stone's Law

The principle that the more stoned you are, the more likely normal things around you are to break. It is a direct relationship between the user and the objects (electronics, doors, food packaging, public fountains) wherein the objects break in front of the user, causing him or her to wonder if the item is really broken or if they are really high.

Circa 2012: named for the American designer, professor and coffee connoisseur, who first proposed such an idea in 2006.

(After getting high) "Weird, my headphones have always worked before but now the left earpiece is broken. Is it broken? Or is this just Stone's Law?"

by StonesLaw March 4, 2019

Big Stone

References the 'Big Stone' from Green Hell.

Spoken in a troglodyte voice.

Person 1: "Big Stone!!"
Person 2: "huh?"
Person 1: "Big Stone go in Water!!"

by DutchVan derLinde April 25, 2021

stoned age

a phrase referring to a period in time when drug use was rampant

The 19th century was a stoned age b/c: Pharmacies sold cocaine for a dime, used in Coca Cola, to treat morphine addiction (ironic), a painkiller, and a 19th century equivalent of a 5 Hour Energy.

Late 20th century: MJ

by internetite January 13, 2012