Bones and stones

Cemetery

He’s resting in the place of bones and stones.

by Blaze Mindbend November 17, 2019

shower stoned

when you are in the shower or bath and the water feels so good that you want to or have to stay in that same spot for a good hour or so

After Clay woke up, he had to take a warm shower and ended up shower stoned.
After Caleb made 30 points at the basketball game, he had to take a shower and ended up shower stoned for a good hour.

by cashmoney777 April 23, 2011

swords and Stones

Much like the act of two men 'playing swords' which is the act of two men peeing in the same toilet at the same time. Swords and Stones refers to the act of two men, one peeing, one pooping, in to the same toilet at the same time.

Brother #1 has to take a poop, brother #2 has to pee, there is only one toilet and neither brother can hold it. The brothers decide to play Swords and Stones.

by JeffersonM April 12, 2013

Stone's Law

The principle that the more stoned you are, the more likely normal things around you are to break. It is a direct relationship between the user and the objects (electronics, doors, food packaging, public fountains) wherein the objects break in front of the user, causing him or her to wonder if the item is really broken or if they are really high.

Circa 2012: named for the American designer, professor and coffee connoisseur, who first proposed such an idea in 2006.

(After getting high) "Weird, my headphones have always worked before but now the left earpiece is broken. Is it broken? Or is this just Stone's Law?"

by StonesLaw March 4, 2019

Big Stone

References the 'Big Stone' from Green Hell.

Spoken in a troglodyte voice.

Person 1: "Big Stone!!"
Person 2: "huh?"
Person 1: "Big Stone go in Water!!"

by DutchVan derLinde April 25, 2021

The Negro Stone

The Negro Stone is the seventh and most rare infinity stone of the Marvel Universe. This stone is black in color and when used, the user can say the n word. Thanos may have the power to wipe out half the universe in one snap of his fingers, but he can't say the n word, and at the end of the day, do you really have power if you can't say the n word. The Negro Stone is guarded by the first black president, Bill Clinton.

Thanos: "Until i have the negro stone, i'm not the most powerful being in the universe"

by Negronian June 5, 2018

body stoned

When you’re so stoned that you cannot move your body.

Don’t be surprised if I end up body stoned

by Browniehatch December 3, 2019