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12 Stones

by snakee January 19, 2011
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Big Stone

References the 'Big Stone' from Green Hell.

Spoken in a troglodyte voice.
Person 1: "Big Stone!!"
Person 2: "huh?"
Person 1: "Big Stone go in Water!!"
by DutchVan derLinde April 25, 2021
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stoned age

a phrase referring to a period in time when drug use was rampant
The 19th century was a stoned age b/c: Pharmacies sold cocaine for a dime, used in Coca Cola, to treat morphine addiction (ironic), a painkiller, and a 19th century equivalent of a 5 Hour Energy.

Late 20th century: MJ
by internetite January 13, 2012
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Stone's Law

The principle that the more stoned you are, the more likely normal things around you are to break. It is a direct relationship between the user and the objects (electronics, doors, food packaging, public fountains) wherein the objects break in front of the user, causing him or her to wonder if the item is really broken or if they are really high.

Circa 2012: named for the American designer, professor and coffee connoisseur, who first proposed such an idea in 2006.
(After getting high) "Weird, my headphones have always worked before but now the left earpiece is broken. Is it broken? Or is this just Stone's Law?"
by StonesLaw March 4, 2019
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Stone Bone

A fetish when you drop a rock on your erect penis.
Jimmy after watching porn pulled a Stone Bone
by NotSoQuietWyatt July 18, 2020
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Stoned Thought

A thought that has been inscribed on a stone using another stone.
Person: You should write that thought down so you remember it.

Me: Already done bro... It's one of my many stoned thoughts.
by babla13579 March 6, 2021
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body stoned

When you’re so stoned that you cannot move your body.
Don’t be surprised if I end up body stoned
by Browniehatch December 3, 2019
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