by coolpotatoe724 February 24, 2025
Get the Meaty Starfishmug. Carl: Hey Jimmy I saw your video last night of your bloody starfish….It was kinda hot and turned me on.
Jimmy: Thank’s Carl I really appreciate you supporting my videos…even if they are a little gory
Jimmy: Thank’s Carl I really appreciate you supporting my videos…even if they are a little gory
by Bloody starfish man September 27, 2021
Get the Bloody Starfishmug. by DO-E July 16, 2017
Get the chewbacca starfishmug. When a wife let's her husband have sex with her to appease him and she lays on her back showing zero interest while he goes to pound town.
Guy - "Man, I finally got laid last night. Have you gotten any buns recently?"
Buddy - "Yea, the other night. I wouldn't say I got laid, but Tricia begrudgingly lied there lifeless and let me have sex with her so I would stop annoying her"
Guy - "Ahh, the Reluctant Starfish. At least you got a nut"
Buddy - "Yup....."
Buddy - "Yea, the other night. I wouldn't say I got laid, but Tricia begrudgingly lied there lifeless and let me have sex with her so I would stop annoying her"
Guy - "Ahh, the Reluctant Starfish. At least you got a nut"
Buddy - "Yup....."
by Dangling Scrots November 9, 2021
Get the Reluctant Starfishmug. by Bigballs doodoohead January 30, 2024
Get the Hillary Starfishmug. When you are trying so hard to push a shit, you hold your breath until your face is red and you about pass the F out resulting in seeing stars.
I ate and drank so much over the past few days I was in the shitter at work until my starfish shooting stars
by Erich Miller March 2, 2021
Get the Starfish shooting starsmug. 