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Meaty Starfish

1. A virtual fast food restaurant ran by buffoons (Neebs Gaming)
2. An asshole
welcome to the Meaty Starfish, let us put our meat in your mouth
by coolpotatoe724 February 24, 2025
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Starfish

Josie’s got a nice starfish
by Pos starfish February 16, 2022
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Bloody Starfish

One who has purposefully given themselves a bloody butthole.
Carl: Hey Jimmy I saw your video last night of your bloody starfish….It was kinda hot and turned me on.

Jimmy: Thank’s Carl I really appreciate you supporting my videos…even if they are a little gory
by Bloody starfish man September 27, 2021
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chewbacca starfish

Oh Gary, you need to shave that Chewbacca starfish if you wanna get laid.
by DO-E July 16, 2017
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Reluctant Starfish

When a wife let's her husband have sex with her to appease him and she lays on her back showing zero interest while he goes to pound town.
Guy - "Man, I finally got laid last night. Have you gotten any buns recently?"
Buddy - "Yea, the other night. I wouldn't say I got laid, but Tricia begrudgingly lied there lifeless and let me have sex with her so I would stop annoying her"
Guy - "Ahh, the Reluctant Starfish. At least you got a nut"
Buddy - "Yup....."
by Dangling Scrots November 9, 2021
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Hillary Starfish

When you blow into someone's asshole and they fart it back out into your mouth.
I was eating ass last night and got Hillary Starfished.
by Bigballs doodoohead January 30, 2024
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Starfish shooting stars

When you are trying so hard to push a shit, you hold your breath until your face is red and you about pass the F out resulting in seeing stars.
I ate and drank so much over the past few days I was in the shitter at work until my starfish shooting stars
by Erich Miller March 2, 2021
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