The grossest kink for the dirtiest of grizzlys, spread Eagle on the bed/all 4s tied to each post. Your mistress or prostitute then proceeds to shit on you until you are completely covered and then leaves you to rest in a pile of smothering, reeking excrement.
by Richard Inchild September 22, 2021
Get the Chocolate starfishmug. by RedpillDude May 29, 2020
Get the to relax the chocolate starfishmug. The male version of a Starfish Princess. Male sexual partner who remains 'unmoved' during lovemaking, physically non-responsive (like a starfish). They are basic in the bedroom, usually prefer cowgirl so they can just lay there or basic missionary. They also have a tendency to not last long in bed. They expect their partner to do all the work or just have no drive and just want to get it over as quick as possible.
Stacy took the Brad from the club after promising amazing sex only to be disappointed Brad just laid there like a Starfish Prince while Stacy had to get on top and did all the work. Brad is still confused and doesn't know why Stacy never called him back.
Sierra has complained for weeks that her boyfriend is never in the mood and when she finally gets him into bed to finally ravage her body, he goes Starfish Prince and just lays there on top of here barely moving and after 5 minutes is finished. He still doesn't know why they broke up.
Sierra has complained for weeks that her boyfriend is never in the mood and when she finally gets him into bed to finally ravage her body, he goes Starfish Prince and just lays there on top of here barely moving and after 5 minutes is finished. He still doesn't know why they broke up.
by DaTrueDefinition October 4, 2019
Get the Starfish Princemug. The act in which a lit cigar is extinguished in a partner's asshole; this act is immediately followed by anal intercourse.
by Big Syxxx September 4, 2011
Get the Cajun Starfishmug. Even though I was sick and tired, Chris still insisted on going Starfishing and I regretfully allowed it.
by cdf12345 June 17, 2018
Get the Starfishingmug. The sexual behavior, prowess, and description of a woman that just lays there. Lazy lay. Real life sex doll.
by Mangus83 June 16, 2018
Get the Starfishmug. by Spasmo1 May 27, 2022
Get the Spicy Starfishmug.