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the dirty bean stalk

the act of putting any type of plant seed into your asshole and letting it grow, until ones partner harvests the crop
that bitch gave me the dirty bean stalk, i still got roots in my butthole.
by the big rig nig May 4, 2025
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Jade Stalk

(n.) Asian penis; Penis that holds aura
Master wu showed me his ancient technique to stroke the Jade Stalk
by masterwu69 October 7, 2025
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Stalk

a guy that's a (virgin) in his forties. Only hangs about with his parents struggles to make friends and is a (stalker)
by Forestfax71 June 14, 2019
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Friend Stalk

To stalk a friends friend on a socail network to see who else the friend is connecting with or knows, to get info or the down low on that person.
Mike- hey what do you know about Megan, like who is she friends with so i can the downlow on her?
Madison-I dont know, how about friend stalk her?
by nevershoutneverlove325 January 10, 2011
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stalked you gently online

To search for (to google) someone on the internet, out of a social curiosity or a general interest. The phrase implies a benevolent intent. It is meant to convey that the person doing the search is taking care to avoid being intrusive and to respect common social boundaries.
I stalked you gently online before I came over today. There was not much to find! You don't have many posts on your social media.
by B55 May 12, 2022
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kitty stalking

That weird thing cats do sometimes where they follow their owner around the house, usually accompanied by incessant meowing for attention or food.
“Ugh, Lemons is seriously kitty stalking me right now. He’s meowing outside the bathroom since I shut the door.”
by Sonshine October 16, 2019
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flirt stalking

when a guy, or girl is trying to find out personal information from someone he/she likes but doesn't want to let that person know they attracted to them
Brad really has a crush on Gloria, but he is really shy so he was flirt stalking her to find out her number and what part of town she lives in.
by Samran53 May 29, 2020
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