jizz stain

1. A visible stain left by semen on an object
2. An insult for an undesirable person

1. Jessica had a jizz stain on her dress
2. Anthony is such a jizz stain

by ferty20 October 20, 2005

Shalin

Best person ever. He is generally considered "the best person in the office". Often has admirers in work.

"Shalin's my number 1"

by princess_pikey February 4, 2010

Love Stains

When a guy gets cum all over a piece of furniture.

"Hey man, thank's for letting me borrow your car last night! Oh...here's 50 bucks."

"....uh...what's the 50 for? You're my bro, it's free" he says, giving back the $50.

"You'll find out in a second, thanks again!"

"...OK..."
he goes back to his car.

"WTF!?! He cummed all over the bitch in the front seat!?! Awwwwwww hell naw! $50 won't cover these love stains!!!"

by Lana lana LANA December 9, 2008

man stain

a stain resulting from sporadic uncontrolled ejacultion in a cheap hotel room

Damn dude, that man stain I left at motel 6 is gonna leave me without my security deposit.

by frenchphish May 4, 2005

Ciara Salinas

Born August 5th, 1989 to Glenna Rae Salinas and Michael Somethin.

Best known for her poop eating capabilities. Also how large her eyes get when there is feces right in front of her.

Someone who eats poop is called a Ciara Salinas.

by hanora_cecilia August 17, 2011

Ping Ping Stain

The act of smearing poo on a girl's cheek after or before you have ATM'd her. The stain should be discreetly wiped on a nearby pillow to evade the victim's knowledge of such stain. Named after the lovely Ping Ping who was thankfully unaware of said occurence.

After I finished the anal birding of that ho I couldn't help but leave a little Ping Ping Stain on her cheek before she finished me off.

by Schlongmaster May 28, 2006

Stalingrad Maneuver

In a male-female-male threesome, the first male attempts to penetrate the second from behind while the second is distracted with the female. Named after Hitler's attack in WWII.

Man, I only agreed to a threesome because she was so hot. I didn't realize he was going use the Stalingrad Maneuver on me. My ass still hurts.

by Marty S. November 30, 2006