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Spaghetti-Os

A variant on 69 in which each partner slurps spaghetti noodles off their respective partner's genitalia. A male partner would typically have noodles wrapped around their penis, while a female partner would typically have noodles first twirled into a ball and then pressed into vagina, resting roughly halfway above surface level. If a female partner is on top for this position, the other partner should be wary of the spaghetti spilling entirely onto their face. Both shapes would resemble something like an O, hence the term "Spaghetti-Os".

WARNING: Be sure that cooked spaghetti noodles, as well as any sauces you wish to mix in, have cooled, before attempting this at home.
Partner #1: I'm hungry. Wanna have some Spaghetti-Os?
Partner #2: Sure! Let me just stretch out your dinner bowl, before we eat.
by Linguistic Jester July 30, 2017
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Penis Spaghetti

Cum in long thin strands being ejaculated on to a plate of some sorts.
“Would you like a plate os penis spaghetti?”
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Spaghetti Bollocknaise

A Spaghetti Bollocknaise is when you have a wank so fast that you dont leave the state of flaccid (Not Hard), Yet still nut without getting hard.
Dave: Yo, Tony, I made A Spaghetti Bollocknaise this morning
Tony: That's twice this week! How do you do it?
Dave: You gotta have a fast wankin' arm.
by JNS Memes May 30, 2018
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Upsetti Spaghetti

When someone is overly triggered by something or someone for no reason, or for a reason that is not only lightly infuriating.
Person 1: *Talking to friend*
Person 2: CAN YOU STOP TALKING
Person 1: Jeez you don't have to get all upsetti spaghetti
by Joel1 November 2, 2022
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mom's spaghetti

Homemade spaghetti, specially made by moms and stepmoms.
by Type2GenomeManiac February 7, 2022
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Spaghetti Burner

A term sometimes used to refer to an Italian-made motorcycle such as Moto Guzzi, Bimota, and, perhaps most commonly, Ducati. The term probably arose in repsonse to "Rice Burner" which refers to the more common Japanese-made sport bikes.
If it's as fast as a Suzuki, but sounds like a Harley then it's probably a Spaghetti Burner.
by Pedro Flaco February 23, 2006
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Spaghetti Eater

A rude compliment to give to someone. You do not want to be called a spaghetti eater! It is essentially someone who eats spaghetti.
by Biff the cliff January 8, 2020
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