too short

Dope Rappa... that makes disses betta then feminem... too $hort is da shit

too short owns eminem.. period

by Crow August 17, 2003

short ones

term for young children

Carl had to leave work early in order to get to the elementary school in time to pick up his short ones....

by sheila in the car July 12, 2011

snorting dragon

When you get oral sex from a woman and you finish inside of her mouth. now she has to swallow and upon swallowing, you must punch her in the chest so that she will cough. the desired effect is to make her cough up the semen and some of it will come out of her nose, therefore the "snorting dragon" reference.

"I gave a prostitute a snorting dragon because she charged too much."

by viet peter May 5, 2006

short eyes

a prison incarcerated for child moslestion.

"don't associate with him cuz his got short eyes"

by x July 27, 2003

Strawberry Shortcake

Is the seventh track by Melanie Martinez that is featured on her sophomore album, K-12 . The song is a mixture of alternative pop, electropop, and trip hop. The song was recorded around 2015-2016. It was released September 6th, 2019. But was leaked September 1st, 2019. The song is three minutes and four seconds long.

“What’s the meaning behind Melanie’s song Strawberry Shortcake?”

“It’s like another version of Mrs. Potato Head. Except Crybaby doesn’t like all the attention she’s getting from all these boys after she changes her appearance.”

by SeraphAngel November 11, 2019

Short Girl

A girl who's height ranges from 5" 3 and lower. Usually very light somewhat chubby or very skinny. Use caution: Short jokes are a major turn off, they are sensitive about the subject. They are a perfect companion for a tall male in all aspects, they can reach objects that a tall male must bend down for, as a tall male can reach things on the "top shelf" that the short stature of the small girl limits.

Tall people develop (not always but often) back, leg, and knee problems, a short girl is perfect to have to aid this.

"Look at that short girl! She's so tiny! I want her!"

"Calm down short girl you may combust from excitement"

by Shortchick87 June 8, 2016

get off the short bus

an expression used to tell someone to stop acting like such a retard or to pay attention.

Person 1 (usually from a bible belt state): "Hey man, I think intelligent design is good theory."

Person 2 (not from a bible belt state): "Man get off the short bus."

by mistahtom July 18, 2006