Turtle Shuffle

When you have a shit trying to poke out of your anus and you are trying to shuffle slowly to the crapper before it comes completely out.

Dude I had to crap so bad I was doing the turtle shuffle to the bathroom.

by Maple Backwoods September 14, 2011

door shuffle

The act of shuffling through a door to not let ones pet escape.

"I was pet-sitting my neighbors pets and their dog tried to escape everytime."
"Did you use the door shuffle?"
"Yes, it worked well."

by CooksTheCat January 18, 2018

Connectworks Shuffle

After a full week of hard labour, you give your co-worker a firm punch in the sensitive parts area. Hence setting off a connectworks shuffle.

Hank: Haha did you watch Mark getting hit by a well-performed connectworks shuffle last friday?
Kyle: That hurt just by watching it.

by Lord Bucket September 16, 2021

Shit Shuffle

A spontaneous, bodily jerk or twitch that occurs whilst defecating.

“Man, I took a fat shit today. Even had a Shit Shuffle after letting it out.”

by PeePeeMustard January 19, 2021

Secret Shuffle

Secret Shuffle - to wank in public without arousing suspicion.

Cameron enjoyed a 'Secret Shuffle' in the clubhouse, after every game of rugby.

by Banned4life75 July 29, 2018

Ramsey Shuffle

The act of being tea bagged and slapping your tongue at it like a lizard.

He woke up to a ball sack and started licking it as if doing the Ramsey Shuffle.

by Seymour Twats April 16, 2015

Dutch Shuffle

When a higher paid colleague who is responsible for a project to be delivered on Friday decides leave all of the work until Thursday afternoon then takes the Friday off,

leaving a subordinate to do the work or face the wrath of the boss.

Boss “Hey, do you have the project finished, it’s Thursday afternoon already”
Middle Manager “No, but it will be finished by the deadline tomorrow”
Boss “Great, see you tomorrow then”
Middle Manager “no, I’m off til Monday, so and so has it covered”
Boss “you there in the cheap seats, my office”
Lower paid workers “oh no!
He’s done a Dutch Shuffle!”

by Rufus Abadgers March 25, 2022