1-4: Nope.
5: Meh. Not good, not bad.
6: Alright. One night stands.
7: Can sustain relationship. Braggable to family.
8: WIFE! Braggable to friends.
9: Keep! Keep! Keep!
10: Fairy tale. Get a 8 or a 9.
5: Meh. Not good, not bad.
6: Alright. One night stands.
7: Can sustain relationship. Braggable to family.
8: WIFE! Braggable to friends.
9: Keep! Keep! Keep!
10: Fairy tale. Get a 8 or a 9.
1-10 Attractiveness Scale
Dude, I smashed last night.
How attractive?
10!
Bruh, you are high! There is now way you scored a 10!
Dude, I smashed last night.
How attractive?
10!
Bruh, you are high! There is now way you scored a 10!
by bus44 September 3, 2016
Get the 1-10 Attractiveness Scale mug.i went to bang my old lady, but in the darkness i accidentally gave her the schlei.
dude, you `bout gave that car the schlei.
dude, you `bout gave that car the schlei.
by anonymous June 15, 2004
Get the schlei mug.Woman who has low self-esteem and will aggresively pursue love and affection from anyone, no matter how rancid they may be.
"I cannot believe Jane is with that nasty guy Craig, she has very low self esteem, she is a major schlemie!!"
by Bena Girl August 8, 2005
Get the schlemie mug.Classic sergian scale. A system to rate the beauty of women from 1 to 10, in which even the most beautiful ones have a low score. Named after a student who was able to find defects in every women. A high score in the sergian scale means that a woman is gorgeous beyond all measure.
Urgency to get laid gave way to the modified sergian scale, which is a less restrictive one.
Urgency to get laid gave way to the modified sergian scale, which is a less restrictive one.
Mr L: That chick was a 9
Mr T: In which scale?
Mr L: Sergian...
Mr T: Classic or modified?
Mr L: Classic...
Mr T: No way...
Mr T: In which scale?
Mr L: Sergian...
Mr T: Classic or modified?
Mr L: Classic...
Mr T: No way...
by mister ti June 6, 2005
Get the sergian scale mug.Kliph: Sexy, attractive, good looking
A code word used by males to to notify other males in the area that an attractive female has come into viewing range. After all men have acknowledged her looks they then determine how she ranks on said "scale".
A secret way men scale a woman's attractiveness.
A code word used by males to to notify other males in the area that an attractive female has come into viewing range. After all men have acknowledged her looks they then determine how she ranks on said "scale".
A secret way men scale a woman's attractiveness.
1. (Kliph Scale passing by)
Rob: Kliph Scale!
Sal: Agreed, I give it a 7.
2. (At the Office)
Rob: Did you get that Kliph Scale report?
Sal: Yea, I rate its effectiveness about a 6
Rob: Na, at least a 7
Rob: Kliph Scale!
Sal: Agreed, I give it a 7.
2. (At the Office)
Rob: Did you get that Kliph Scale report?
Sal: Yea, I rate its effectiveness about a 6
Rob: Na, at least a 7
by Lazyboy4sure October 21, 2009
Get the Kliph Scale mug.The sausage scale is the scale you must look at when defining if an event is a sausage even.
A sausage event occurs when the
male population > female population
If the male population represents:
=50%: Supper
>50-59%: Sausage snack
>60-69%: Sausage cocktail
>70-79%: Sausage fest aka SF
>80-89%: Sausage buffet
>90-99%: Sausage banquet
=100%: All you can eat sausage
The same scale applies to woman, but the word donut is used. (merci sam)
A sausage event occurs when the
male population > female population
If the male population represents:
=50%: Supper
>50-59%: Sausage snack
>60-69%: Sausage cocktail
>70-79%: Sausage fest aka SF
>80-89%: Sausage buffet
>90-99%: Sausage banquet
=100%: All you can eat sausage
The same scale applies to woman, but the word donut is used. (merci sam)
GUY #1: Dude, should I got to this event?
GUY #2: I don't know, how many guys and girls are going?
GUY #1: 22 guys, 3 girls.
GUY #2: Where does that put the event on the sausage scale?
NERD: Thats a 81% male population.
GUY #2: Dude, that's a total sausage buffet. Don't go.
GUY #2: I don't know, how many guys and girls are going?
GUY #1: 22 guys, 3 girls.
GUY #2: Where does that put the event on the sausage scale?
NERD: Thats a 81% male population.
GUY #2: Dude, that's a total sausage buffet. Don't go.
by LOLUMAD999 March 29, 2010
Get the Sausage Scale mug.Gabby always gets these gross scabby scaleys. Don't peal those scabby scaleys! Careful not to skid on the ground, you'll get a scabby scaley.
by heyitsAL December 10, 2010
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