The art of sucking the joy out of any festive occasion with surgical precision — typically performed by someone who treats Christmas cheer like a personal insult and thinks “Bah, humbug” counts as small talk.
by anonymous November 1, 2025
Get the Scroogery mug.The act of using cannabis until getting a violent reaction of projectile vomiting. Proceeding to vomit on genitalia. Using vomit as lubrication to proceed to masturbate.
I’ve never smoked weed before, so I’m going to dab this 99% THC crystal. Hit huge dab bong* coughs uncontrollably inducing vomiting. Puking on my cock is such a turn on! Scromobation is the only way I’m able to ejaculate.
by FastBudz420 December 13, 2025
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Nope. You are trying to do a "single white female" to me and now you are pivoting to trying to guilt-trip me into letting you keep parts of my life but you can't have ANY of it. Not even a little bit. And YOU can't interpret MY behavior the way I vam do to YOU because YOU don't KNOW anything and are DUMB. Not intelligent in any way shape or form. BUT... People don't LIKE the things I've said so they are willing to believe you when you claim to be able to do something you can't actually do.
Hym "So I'm not a scrooge. You're just doing a 'single white female.' That's it. There is nothing beyond that."
by Hym Iam December 15, 2025
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Get the Tune Scrooge mug.Shane: Refuses to eat something his wife cooked for Christmas dinner and passes her up on the Yuletide snu-snu as a result.
Shane’s son: You went full scroogetard... never go full scroogetard!
Shane’s son: You went full scroogetard... never go full scroogetard!
by DevilRay97 December 25, 2020
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