scratch and sniff

someone who scratches their pussy, then smells it

eww there's scratch and sniff

by nhjjhn February 2, 2023

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scratch

Scratch is a coding website with an extremely strict filter due to the population being mainly 8-year olds.

"Hey, bro, whatchu doing?"
"I'm on Scratch"
"Ew that site is for little kids"
"Ok, well if you have the chance find my profile. The username's griffpatch, I have coded extremely advanced platformers, multiplayer games, and more. But I guess I'm just a little kid."

by lavendersnail February 8, 2023

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Pork Scratchings

Means you’re running low on money, or have no money to do anything when it comes to going out with your mates
Or saving the last amount of your money left and staying indoors until the next payday

Friend; “come out with the boys tonight for a few pints”
You; “nah I can’t tonight mate I’m running off pork scratchings at the minute until my next payday”
Friend; “no worries mate catch you next time”

by Madferit🍋 October 29, 2023

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Sit down and Scratch

"Sit down and scratch" is a phrased used in Trinidadian Creole slang. Its represents an act of idleness, where a person has nothing to do and simply scratches themselves, is usually used sarcastically or as a joke.

"Wha dey feel it is? I busy inno, dey feel I does just sit down and scratch whole day awa?"

"Bai meen wanna do nun nah I just gonna sit down and scratch"

by Cydetrini November 6, 2023

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Scratching my balls

When a man stand is either standing in place or taking a piss, they will use a technique known as the pinch and roll, self explanatory, and ease the itch of their balls. This can continue for seconds to minutes, some people even zone out.

A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.

I stood there scratching my balls for 5 minutes in front of the toilet

by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023

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