jakob savage

The most badass individual to ever walk the world. Not someone you want to fight because they will punch you multiple times in the face and slam you to death. If you don't make him mad he will friend you and you will have many years of friendship. He is someone that you can always count on and usually thinks he is right about anything and if you say he is wrong he will try and grapple you.

Bro its Jakob savage don't do something stupid I don't want to be slammed to death.

by Thebest9019 December 21, 2016

Casually Savage

When a person doesn't intend on being savage, but what they are saying (which is being said casually) is pretty savage, thus making what they are saying more savage than purposely burning someone.

Joey: "This man is probably saying that weeaboos are disgusting, ugly creatures because he's most likely one himself."

Shine: "Yeah, almost as if he has very low self-esteem, and he feels the need to make himself feel better by bullying others who are just like him."

People in comments of this random video: "Holy shit Shine and Joey are casually savage-"

by wtfgirl1234 June 20, 2016

savage rub

to rub your eye really hard while you're wearing eyeliner.

I savage rubbed my eye and now my fingers are black.

by theantisocialiteshow May 7, 2015

savage pussies

Someone who claims to be a "savage" but is truly a coward and downright pussy on the inside.

Those kids are a bunch of Savage pussies, they talk hard online but can never back it up when it really comes down to it.

by BruceBoggTrotter May 6, 2018

Skunk Savage

The leader of the middle school skater posse. He exclusively only listens to Mac Miller smokes notebook paper to seem cool. He is also a the shortest amount the group.

Do I hear Mac Miller playing? Yes, that is just Skunk Savage in the back of the classroom.

by Pimpdaddy96 January 2, 2022

Handy Savage

A week long, calculated hand job. A hand job 5/5 star rating in real life and on Yelp. A slightly aggressive hand job that ends with the giver exclaiming "Oh Yeah!" and the recipient splooging everywhere.

Jim: "So how was the weekend with the wife?"

Randy: "I'm still recovering. My wife gave me a Handy Savage and now I have to pee sitting down."

by DJ_Smedium_Dick July 29, 2017

Savage Stabbage

Getting a dick in the ear. Usually while sleeping in a parking lot. I know my mother in law is home so I don't want to go home.

Didn't want to go home early from work. So I pulled over and slept in the parking lot. Woke up to a Savage Stabbage.

by GonnaGetSome November 15, 2019