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penis safari

The act of getting your arm stuck in a washing machine.
"What's up with tom!?" "I think he is going on a penis safari!"
by pussydestroyer17 June 23, 2023
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Poverty Safari

Social media content that is filmed in fringe areas with severe structural violence, allowing the viewer to vicariously experience places like the hoods of Detroit or homeless camps of LA.

(Coined by The Elephant Graveyard in reference to Joe Rogan's X/Twitter algorithim distorting his perspective of society.
As a suburban kid from Burberry, Connecticut—watching poverty safari content of crackheads fighting in the NYC subways helps me expand my cultural understanding of my country.
by pelican soup April 28, 2025
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Troglodyte safari

Watching reality TV shows like Dr. Phil, Jerry Springer or Ricki Lake for the guilty pleasure of mocking people in unfortunate situations, much like observing wild animals on a safari – except the “wildlife” are vulnerable humans being exploited for entertainment.

A pastime for middle-class viewers to reassure themselves of their own superiority while enjoying the misfortunes of others.
"I love watching Dr. Phil! It is always so entertaining!"
"That series is little more than troglodyte safari - you are just pointing and laughing at people who are worse off than you to feel better about yourself"
by M-peror July 29, 2025
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African safari

Putting something in between your buttcheeks and passing it to someone else via their buttcheeks via African safari
by Oranjeted August 10, 2025
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car-park safari

The act of driving around for hours looking for a place to park your car. Usually occurs in shopping centers on rainy days.
"Dude how was that car-park safari it went for hours!"
by Sexy__Bitch February 7, 2010
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suh suh suh suh saaalttyyyy

when you're mad that someone actually is going to get their definitions published instead of yourself.
Wolfman, Toughest Guy on Earth alternate account: Gosh, I feel suh suh suh suh saaalttyyyy.
by vashil April 5, 2020
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Nick (Cuck) Safady

A man who has been betrayed by his wife and finds pleasure in watching her be pleasured by other men. If you are described as a Nick or Cuck Safady, your significant other is cheating on you with a different man/woman. This is an old-fashioned word you can find in many Shakespeare plays, though cuckolding is certainly older than Shakespeare and will always exist as long as there are marriages.
Just found out my wife got banged by another dude, I feel like such a Nick (Cuck) Safady.
by MagaMarch2024 September 28, 2023
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