Stoned Speed

The speed in which a person responds or reacts when they are stoned.

When you're trying to think of an example for stoned speed, then you get stoned speed.

by ScoobyDoo @ Shaggy2 January 17, 2017

swords and Stones

Much like the act of two men 'playing swords' which is the act of two men peeing in the same toilet at the same time. Swords and Stones refers to the act of two men, one peeing, one pooping, in to the same toilet at the same time.

Brother #1 has to take a poop, brother #2 has to pee, there is only one toilet and neither brother can hold it. The brothers decide to play Swords and Stones.

by JeffersonM April 12, 2013

body stoned

When you’re so stoned that you cannot move your body.

Don’t be surprised if I end up body stoned

by Browniehatch December 3, 2019

Rolling Stone

"Ross Lekkas"

A Complex minimalist.

Most people hide and give up when life doesn't go according to plan...this Cunt just rolls with it and Decides he will have the world and everything in it.

Defined by his patience when he had noting and his attitude when he had everything..a wolf dressed in sheeps clothing and loyal to the end.

"Why don't you just go home...I CANT RIGHT NOW IM A ROLLING STONE"

"Papa was a Rollin Stone."

"Have you seen my Rolex and is it still in good condition"

by HEKTOR Jnr June 20, 2018

power stoned

To be so stoned that you physically can't move but you're having the time of your life.

"hey look at Jim, he's so stoned that he physically can't move but he's having the time of his life. He's power stoned!"

by controndon June 4, 2012

Seat Stoned

a.To be so high that you actually believe you cannot move. Can be a good or a bad feeling.

b.To be stoned to your seat. Usually happens when watching TV. In both cases, you have an overwhelming sensation that you feel like a large boulder.

Dude, I have to pay my guy for the weed we just smoked, but I'm so seat stoned right now I can't even think about getting up.

guy 1. Hey, what happened after I left last night?
guy 2. Not much. After we smoked that bud I got seat stoned and passed out.

by part irishman September 16, 2009

stoned age

a phrase referring to a period in time when drug use was rampant

The 19th century was a stoned age b/c: Pharmacies sold cocaine for a dime, used in Coca Cola, to treat morphine addiction (ironic), a painkiller, and a 19th century equivalent of a 5 Hour Energy.

Late 20th century: MJ

by internetite January 13, 2012