Simp

1) noun. A submissive male, particularly one consenting to being dominated.

2) noun. A bloated or fatty configuration of a female's labia majora (external vagina) presenting the appearance of Homer Simpson's mouth.

1a) She walks all over the guy, a real simp.
1b) "Sure, I tongue her bottom hole; that's what we simps do."
1c) The simps shared mints in the parlor while their doms lit cigars on the porch.

2a) "Check out the size of her simp... a lad could get lost in there."
2b) From an early age, the twin girls exhibited prominent (and absolutely beautiful) simps.
2c) "I dare you, boy, let my simp get a grip on your magic twanger."

by Fatlips February 14, 2020

Simp

1: HUMAN, INDIVIDUAL — a term used to describe one who's only actions are those to impress the opposite gender/sex
2 : a person who uses wealth and material goods to attract those of the opposite gender/sex
3: a clout-chaser with the intention of using newfound popularity to impress one of the opposite gender/sex
slang

Infinitive: to simp
Related words: Simping (the action of being a simp), Simped (the action of formerly simping), Thot (one that puts up with simps for the exploitation of material or physical promises)

Jamall Dean Dean was simping on Sonia and Hanna, buying them donuts and chips and always bugging them.

by THEKEONI69 April 30, 2020

Simp

Thought of as a male thot, a simp is a man who won't let go of feelings for women and their main goal in life is a girlfriend.

Jerry is a simp

by Ryhoth March 8, 2020

Simp Nation

A gang of simps. They will run your pockets and bless it off to the shordy's styll.

Simp: Mom can I have some yogurt?

Mom: shut the fuck up you fat simp, im blamming my asshole with this spatula rn.

Simp: I hope everything's ok, I will help you feel better!!

Mom: My kid is so stupid and he has a small weeny, he must be in simp nation

by Fuck eh May 11, 2020

Simpa

The female version of a simp, weather she is chasing after a male or female

Gianna is such a simpa for texting Luke every day even through he doesn’t want to talk to her.

by oefelstein March 9, 2020

Gay Simp

A guy or girl that is obsessed with a member of their own gender that they’ll hang out with their friends to annoy the one their obsessed with.

Karen is such a gay simp she won’t stop hanging out with marcie and her friends.

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

Once-ler Simp

Someone who simps for the once-ler. Mainly tumblr user or 13/14 year old girls who have seen the Lorax to many times. Once-ler simp makes you breedable and submissive, you may also be a simp for Daniel from camp camp. These type of people probably read wattpadd fics self inserts like one direction.

You really like the once-ler you simp for him more than real people.

Once-ler simp- simp for the once-ler

by Eighttwelve August 14, 2021