Stopped shaving

A euphemism for a man who has “passed away.”
Used to signify that a man is no longer alive. Example: “Did you hear, Joe stopped shaving.”
by Waterbuffalo94 July 09, 2022
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shave regret

The feeling of regret after you shave off your beard and realize it was the source of your attractiveness and you look way worse without it.

Often occurs when shaving to kick off Movember.
As I gazed at my new baby face in the mirror I was filled with shave regret.
by vanbarbecue November 01, 2017
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Woody Shavings

When your so turned on,and depressed at the same time,that you go balls deep in a pencil sharpener
My girl just left me think I'mma pull a woody shavings with my pencil sharpener
by San Whorlo February 20, 2018
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"Just in case" shave

When you're meeting that guy for a second date and you're not sure what is going to happen. Particularly when the date could involve an apartment or home. The art of shaving everything, prior to a date, in hopes of getting down and dirty.
GASP! You're going over to his house?! Make sure you "just in case" shave!

Hm... This guy seems pretty into me, should I "just in case" shave for tonight?

UGH I "just in case" shaved and we didn't even hook up. I could have worn my leggings for another week!
by justincaseshave February 06, 2019
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Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.
I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.
by QuacksO October 22, 2023
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Revenge shaving

A revenge shave - when your other half shaves their beard/moustache (which you love) when you have upset/had an argument with them as a form of revenge.
How could you shave off your beard! Stop revenge shaving!”

“It’s not fair that you’ve revenged shaved”
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Shave Pussy

Pronounced: shave•puh•see

(Verb): The act of shaving or trimming a cat’s facial fur, typically the whiskers or the fur as a form of grooming or aesthetic modification. While whiskers are important for a cat's sensory perception, this term refers to an unconventional and often controversial grooming practice where the cat's natural facial fur is altered for personal or cosmetic reasons.

The term “shave pussy” is meant to describe the process in a playful, lighthearted way, but should be used with caution, as removing or trimming whiskers can impact a cat’s ability to navigate its environment.
1. "I was experimenting with some new cat grooming techniques today. I shaved my pussy tinkerbell—just a tiny trim around her cheeks. She looks so much neater now!"

2. "I wouldn’t recommend it, but my friend went overboard and did a full shave pussy on his cat. It was honestly kind of bizarre, but the cat didn't seem to mind."

3. "Be careful when shaving pussies, you don’t want to mess with their whiskers too much! It’s risky, but some owners like to try it for a cleaner look."

Note: Always be cautious with pet grooming cats rely heavily on their whiskers for spatial awareness and balance, so altering them can potentially confuse or disorient the animal
by EMD F59PHI January 15, 2025
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